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Ship Build Personification
Lieutenant Noir:
There's a really popular Japanese game called Kantai Collection where the developers turned historical battle ships into school girls.
While I was rolling on the ground laughing, I thought about my favorite ship builds in the game and how they might think of me as a pilot if they had a personality.
My disable junker would probably be a sadistic freak who toys with any easy prey they can find. It would express extreme hatred that I use it's sibling the Munker more even though they themself are more versatile and effective at incapacitating enemies.
My Hwatchafish would be probably very insecure due to how it's sibling the Blenderfish used to dominate but slowly gaining self-confidence. They would be grateful that I use it often but try to be as modest about their ability as possible.
My Metamidion would probably be trying their best to act confident and arrogant, all the while secretly insecure about their small hull and armor. They would secretly be terrified of me because of how often I go for rams.
My Metasquid would be the most annoying, hyperactive brat that always needs to be taken care of because something is broken on it. It would hate me because I don't use it often but secretly blame themself because of it's lack of firepower.
My Metagalleon would always be serious and matter-of-fact about whatever it says without regard for others. It would be very open about my mistakes in piloting and be extremely annoyed by the fact that I'm always showering it with praise and admiration.
Schwalbe:
Well, my metamidion... https://youtu.be/H1zBiB9Ulwc?t=2m20s
Brawler: https://youtu.be/GJoM7V54T-c?t=50s
Any of my spires: https://youtu.be/ey0wvGiAH9g?t=59s - I mean, John Cleese's type
MUNKER: https://youtu.be/8z7SfF5lXMQ?t=0m35s especially 2:20
I'll think of some others when my head is less busy.
Newbluud:
--- Quote from: Schwalbe on September 05, 2015, 07:35:45 am ---Well, my metamidion... https://youtu.be/H1zBiB9Ulwc?t=2m20s
Brawler: https://youtu.be/GJoM7V54T-c?t=50s
Any of my spires: https://youtu.be/ey0wvGiAH9g?t=59s - I mean, John Cleese's type
MUNKER: https://youtu.be/8z7SfF5lXMQ?t=0m35s especially 2:20
I'll think of some others when my head is less busy.
--- End quote ---
Absolutely howling at all of these.
Dementio:
Because Monty Python is good
Mobula: https://youtu.be/tgj3nZWtOfA?t=45s
Fun Fact: Same video, but this was somebody's opinion on the Holy Roman Army (former SPQR) during Hepheastus Challenge, then they were in the finals and then they really showed their stuff and were one of the toughest nuts to crack: https://youtu.be/tgj3nZWtOfA?t=1m46s
I told you there were good anonymous, I did, I did!
Schwalbe:
Oh, I've come up with something for galleons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ierCLIodtkQ
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