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macmacnick:
"Firnfeld's Frosts Ale" An expensive ale seldom seen outside of the frozen north or the colder climes, as it must be stored below the freezing point of water, else it spoils and can have unpredictable effects on the consumer, thus only the most wealthy and influential, or the most daring, risk takers are seen having this ale outside of its native regions. ale so hard that the drink is described as being bludgeoned with an iceberg of ale, whilst having chills sent down one's spine. Those who have never had the drink before, or are unaccustomed to such hard vintages have the drink diluted with much water or weaker spirits. Even a man on the brink of heatstroke out in the middle of the Deserts of Nalm and Sylka would start shivering from the cold that this unusual drink bestows upon its consumer if he consumed an heavily watered-down shot of this ale. Because of these bizarre attributes that this drink possesses, precursory medical research has started regarding this substance, but is horrendously behind schedule due to the researchers getting drunk off of the stuff.

Carn:

--- Quote from: macmacnick on August 02, 2015, 04:31:46 am ---"Firnfeld's Frosts Ale" An expensive ale seldom seen outside of the frozen north or the colder climes, as it must be stored below the freezing point of water, else it spoils and can have unpredictable effects on the consumer, thus only the most wealthy and influential, or the most daring, risk takers are seen having this ale outside of its native regions. ale so hard that the drink is described as being bludgeoned with an iceberg of ale, whilst having chills sent down one's spine. Those who have never had the drink before, or are unaccustomed to such hard vintages have the drink diluted with much water or weaker spirits. Even a man on the brink of heatstroke out in the middle of the Deserts of Nalm and Sylka would start shivering from the cold that this unusual drink bestows upon its consumer if he consumed an heavily watered-down shot of this ale. Because of these bizarre attributes that this drink possesses, precursory medical research has started regarding this substance, but is horrendously behind schedule due to the researchers getting drunk off of the stuff.

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That's it! There we go! Stuff like this people!

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