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HamsterIV:
What would the 6 ship types of guns of Icarus be if they were people/things in a different genera. To get the ball rolling here is my interpretation of the GOI ships as X men:

Squid - Night Crawler - Can place itself exactly where it needs to be, not a very strong fighter, but is the master of tactical positioning.
Goldfish - Cyclops - Has a powerful single purpose attack with a really weak followup. Very clean an elegant so long as it is not caught off guard.
Pyramidion - Wolverine - Close range fighter that can absorb a lot of damage. Not the most elegant of fighters, but has a hard time known when to lay down and die.
Junker - Gambit -  Has a tool for every occasion but can't really out do the core fighters. You get the impression he would rather be playing cards and womanizing than in the thick of battle.
Spire - Jean Gray - Can be more powerful than Goldfish/Cyclops if she can figure out what to do with herself. Suffers from glass cannon syndrome.
Galleon - The Juggernaut - Because I am the Juggernaut B****!!!

MasX:
Squid= m bision  quick offensive fighter usually attacks from the top. No defense

Goldfish=  e Honda fat bulk  hwatcha= hundred hand slap

pyro= akuma  overused 

Spire=  dhaslim  long slender hard to hit can hit you across the stage

Galleon= balrog power house can kill you in a few moves

Letus:
I don't have a Theme....for mine

Squid = Forrest Gump
RUN FORREST RUN!

Spire + Hwatcha/Typhoon/Lumberjack = Karl Fairburne
If you played the first Sniper Elite...it makes sense.  You can dish massive damage from long range, but if you get hit...you're pretty much dead quickly.  So learning to use cover is a must.

Galleon = Snorlax
....a good one doesn't move much...and the HP is insane while still being able to pack a wallop.

Junker = Mr. Rogers
May not look like a threat, but he can easily surprise you.

Machiavelliest:
Pyramidion - Your mom, because it's overused.

Junker - Your mom, because it requires one below deck and one above deck. Stern is sturdy but vulnerable.

Squid - Your mom. Oblong shape, temperamental to control. Only one useful side, and it's never the one I'm driving from.

Goldfish - Your mom, as the go-to for new pilots and inexperienced crews, but still enjoyed by the well seasoned.

Spire - Your mom, as it has a giant balloon orbited by spindly bits. Pretty easy to get around on if you're into jumping and running.

Galleon - Your mom. Difficult to maneuver--positioning requires forethought.  Always presents broadside. Take out her guns.

VikingOfSixth:
Flak+Gatling Pyramid = That guy who has everything going for him and is probably sleeping with your girl. You want to punch him in his beautiful jawline but you would probably lose the fight or at most inflate his ego even more.

Flamer Squid = 100% effort but never any results in life. The Flak+Gat Pyra is probably scoring with this guy's mother just for kicks. At least the guy is fast, he probably has a golden plastic trophy for some odd field sport that no one knows about.

All Flare Gun Junker = Life of the party but can never score. Need one in every group but there is never any love left for the big man.

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