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DJ Tipz N Trix:
I picked up tipzntrix when I was 10 playing Ragnarok Online's Beta. I made it with the intention of becoming good and having all the newbies come to me for tips and tricks. However, the name max was 10 characters, so I shortened it. I fixed up all the capitalization and punctuation when I started MUS (now The Bards), and added DJ to the front.
Indreams:
--- Quote from: HamsterIV on June 29, 2015, 11:48:17 am ---Some time after I started going by Hamster Mk 4, a friend sent me this image. I think it epitomizes what it means to be a weaponized hamster.
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I don't know if that is brilliant or exceedingly cruel. I am leaning towards the latter.
Carn:
Its funny. But in the way that makes you feel like crap for laughing.
Schwalbe:
Schwalbe is a german word for "Swallow".
There are three explanations:
- Monthy Python's Holy Grail - "What do you mean, an African or European swallow?"
- Zirael - those who read books about the Witcher probably knows what I'm referring to.
- Well...
Pick your favorite.
HamsterIV:
--- Quote from: Indreams on June 30, 2015, 03:19:43 am ---I don't know if that is brilliant or exceedingly cruel. I am leaning towards the latter.
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Remember that hamsters are cannibalistic little bastards who would sooner rip the tendons out of your hand than accept a treat from it. They have no sense of scale and very little sense of fear. There is a reason responsible pet owners don't feed hamsters to snakes. Sure the snake would get a meal 90% of the time but there is that 10% chance it would loose an eye or be severely wounded in the process. Mice are a much safer option, they are not fueled by hatred like their hamster peers.
Weaponizing a hamster is only a logical extension of its natural viciousness. You are doing the hamster a favor by giving it the tools to act upon its evil and sadistic tendencies. However do not expect gratitude for this act, a hamster's heart is only capable of rage and scorn. There is no room for loyalty in the hamster's tiny heart, so once you have weaponized your hamster set it free in an area you don't plan to visit for a while. That way the life it takes will not be your own.
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