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Carn:
(Carn) "........I don't know sign language. And when did we agree on a mubula? I believe the plan was to TACTICALLY blow the wall, introducing them to the business end of two heavy flaks and a hades, courtesy of my galleon." see the bomb "Dude, TACTICAL explosives!" rummages in his desk pulling out a block of plastic explosives "LIKE THIS! Easy to make, and easy to use. Slap a couple of these on the wall, hook up the detonator, some primer cord, move back a bit, then detonate. We want them ALIVE, and the contents of the building UNHARMED. You blow that thing, and there's a good chance that the jewels will be damaged. Which will mean we don't get paid!"
(Alexi) "NOBODY IS CURIOUS ABOUT WHO WE ARE?!"
(Come on guys, throw Alexi a bone. He's an old man who enjoys telling stories.)
Koali:
*Throws a literal chicken bone at Alexi's head.*
"Either shut up or start talking."
aceofeagles:
(Isaac) one: if things get hairy we use the mobula as backup. Two:I built this bomb for 3 hours..... I caculated trajectory, dome of influence, velocity and I added a adorable sound when it blows up...."
Carn:
(Carn) "YOU DON'T KNOW THE BUILDING!"
(Alexi) Picks up the chicken bone, and begins gnawing the remaining meat off of it, while in between bites telling his tale. "We are The Order of Drunken Badasses. Throughout human histroy, in every generation, there has been at least one Drunken Badass. Our abilities, are that we are always in prime physical condition, and can always fight. Case in point," pulls out a veritable hand canon "We never run out of ammo. We also never run out of our own special booze." Alexi, Carn, and Shim all show their flasks and take a swig.
(Shim) "But we still like other booze too." eyes the bottle of whiskey on a nearby table
(Alexi) "In any event, one of us is a handful, all three of us,"
(Shim) "Mayhem at its finest." grabs the whiskey and takes a swig "Meh, not very strong, but it tastes okay." keeps drinking
Megabear:
(Sectoidor) "This isn't my planet".
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