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The naughty airships... (Definitely probably maybe NSFW)
Koali:
HOW SHOULD WE KNOW
Dr Brobotnik:
Had a squid vs goldfish match on the streets of paritan rumble. We sat a lot on that juicy balloon, kept the heat up with some S&M fires, and carronaded all over it.
It was biblical.
aceofeagles:
I guess you could say this thread is very.....steamy.
*runs out quick*
David Dire:
"The Steamy Pyramidion"
By David Dire
'Twas a fine night, as ships proudly sailed through the air, transporting cargo, people, weapons and the whatnot. But our story, lies with a Pyramidion, the SS 100 above. Or, more specifically, that very Pyramidion and it's fine mate, a slim, sexy, goldfish, full of pretty red sails. They interlocked masts, and slowly floated back and forth, in such a beautiful dance. They floated there in embrace, majestic as ever. But the 100 above could just feel his fore harpoon growing and growing...
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And I'm not continuing that until a mod tells me I wont get banned.
macmacnick:
I have an old jacob and kirk slashfic lying on my hard drive somwhere... anyways, here's this gem from reth:
--- Quote from: RethBurn on August 09, 2013, 08:23:57 pm ---
--- Quote from: Sgt. Spoon on August 05, 2013, 08:48:43 pm ---Sorry boys, I'm already in a commited relationship with a certain... ... "honeysweet" guy.
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"There, perfect.."
Spoon lighted the last candle, and then blew out the match, putting it beneath the wax-torches lighting the dark room. He grabbed a wooden bowl, and sprinkled roses all over the floor, leading to the bed, then proceeded to take of his shirt, revealing the manliest musk since the days of Swallows' Lumberjack times.
"My badger is going to love this, I can't wait to see the look on his face." He said, inadvertently thinking about "his other face". Needless to say, a tent was pitched in the room, on that thought. He strolled to the bed, and greased his manly chest in a musk, which could only be described as the nectar of Zeus. He fetched a rose and placed it in his mouth, not minding the accidental prick in his finger, bleeding ever so softly.
The Sarge' checked the block, then put it away, as it ruined the darklit mood of romance. In that very same moment, the door open slowly. Sarge' only barely managed to hit the stereo, set to play sensual jazz. HoneyBadger stared through the darkness, looking at the man on his bed. A smile lit up his face.
"You've been waiting here the whole time..! I-i'm sorry, I had to wrap up some guys. I-i mean, we were playing together..!" He said, realising how it had sounded.
"Shhh, you look so cute when you blush." Spoon said, getting up. "Let's see if you get any cuter with your clothes off.." Spoon embraced Honey, and then started to work his clothes off, a soft moan exhibited from the Badgers' mouth, staring into the ceiling with an estatic expression.
Together they moved, Spoon spinning and turning, Laying Badger down on the rose-covered bed, as one hell of a night erupted.
Never to be continued.
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