The Bragging Thread

[N-Sunderland]

This community is great. There are lots of really great people out there. But you know what? Being nice doesn't always work. Sometimes you just want to boast. I'm putting this thread up here so that you can all brag about your achievements, big or small, without being looked upon as being full of yourself.

Get bragging!

[Sgt. Spoon]

I'm the best GoIO player ever... of all time

[-Muse- Cullen]

I was a better squid flyer than most, if not all, players I encountered when I first started playing this game.

[N-Sunderland]

From time to time pilots tell me things like "I have no idea how you kept us alive there", "We would have died with a lesser engineer", "You were like fucking MacGyver back there", and say things like "Sunderland is among the best", "I have the best engineer in the world", among other things.

(note: please don't judge me for bragging. These are all real quotes from highly regarded players)

[Keon]

I killed Ridgedog (Behind-The-Scenes Guy at the Yogscast) once.

[Lord Dick Tim]

I can backup sunderland's statement, I've said each of those things about him at one time or another.

I've been told often by a wide diversity of players that I am "insane", "unfit to fly a ship", and "nucking futs", typically following their TOTAL DEFEAT by my newbie multi language pickup crews of trolls that roflstomp them down into the pits of oblivion!

WOOOoOoo!  CLOUD WHALES!

[Phoebe]

When it gets to moving targets beyond 1500m range I am one of the best lumberjack gunners;- and I've more than once gotten multiple regional chat shoutouts after such a match,  "Phoebe+LB=OP"

[N-Sunderland]

When it gets to moving targets beyond 1500m range I am one of the best lumberjack gunners;- and I've more than once gotten multiple regional chat shoutouts after such a match,  "Phoebe+LB=OP"

Very true. You're one of the best lumberjack gunners I've seen other than Morblitz.

[Papa Paradox]

I have no limbs and I'm one of the best pilots in the game. *Drops mic*

[Phoebe]

I have no limbs and I'm one of the best pilots in the game. *Drops mic*

*Picks up mic*

What were you holding this with then if you have no limbs?

*Realisation hits*

Eww.

*Drops mic*

[Wazulu]

Err, just played a game of Water Hazard where I managed to hit a moving ship through a cloud at 4000m. Not sure how I did it, It's not as if I have any particular talent with the Mercury or even gunning.

[Dragmyre]

Err, just played a game of Water Hazard where I managed to hit a moving ship at 4000m. Not sure how I did it, I'm clearly not the best merc shooter around around.

It was an amazing shot indeed.

[N-Sunderland]

Err, just played a game of Water Hazard where I managed to hit a moving ship through a cloud at 4000m. Not sure how I did it, It's not as if I have any particular talent with the Mercury or even gunning.

I guess the merc was loaded with lesmok?

[Lord Dick Tim]

I want you all to know, when Paradox beats you in a match, and you feel like crap for losing so completely, he literally just face rolled you.

You were face rolled.

Let that sink in.

[Wazulu]

Err, just played a game of Water Hazard where I managed to hit a moving ship through a cloud at 4000m. Not sure how I did it, It's not as if I have any particular talent with the Mercury or even gunning.

I guess the merc was loaded with lesmok?

Charged.