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Yiski:
*Yiski comes out from the back as he sees the other pouring a barrel over Zill's face*
Aw shit...
*Yiski heads into the back again and comes out with a glass. It's filled with a sky blue liquid and a funnel. Yiski is standing over Zill.*
Well despite you pouring a whole barrel of Hellfire over him, which you all will pay for, I've got something I made specifically for Zill under these exact conditions. Not the whole barrel of Hellfire over his face, the whole 'comin in looking like tar barrel.' You'd be surprised how often this happens.
*Yiski places the funnel in Zill's mouth and pours the liquid down*
There, he should be fine. Now help me get him over to the couch.
*With Zill firmly on the couch, Yiski turns to the others.*
Alright, whose paying for the barrel?
Qwerty Kun:
*Places a hefty sack of coin on the counter, then goes and sits in a booth as far away from others as possible, shaken beyond what such an event should have caused*
RearAdmiralZill:
*Zill opens his eyes slightly, only to succumb to a coughing fit. Once finished he tries to talk with, mild failure.*
Where.....tar......goldfish......docks....need......go.....
*He then tries to stand, with even more failure, as he falls back onto a table*
Yiski:
--- Quote from: RearAdmiralZill on March 04, 2013, 12:20:37 pm ---*Zill opens his eyes slightly, only to succumb to a coughing fit. Once finished he tries to talk with, mild failure.*
Where.....tar......goldfish......docks....need......go.....
*He then tries to stand, with even more failure, as he falls back onto a table*
--- End quote ---
*Yiski puts Zill back on the couch*
Stay... good Zill.
*Yiski goes into the back again and comes back with another glass of the sky blue liquid.*
*The sky blue liquid is aptly named Clear Skies, a special remedy for when Zill (or others, still mostly Zill) get intimately involved with tar barrels.*
Drink again. You'll be better.
*Yiski walks outside and hails a messenger*
Okay, here's four silver. Find Roland and ask him to watch the place. I'm gonna investigate what happened at the docks.
*Yiski looks up towards the docks and see it covered in a thick black smog. Yiski looks back to the group.*
Correction, I know what happened. Now I gotta figure out how much trouble Zill's in. I'll be back in a few.
*Yiski heads out*
Shinkurex:
*Walks in glancing over his shoulder at the tar mushroom cloud*
"Zill, that tar finally kill you yet? you really shouldn't keep your incendiary rounds so close to each other.... Imagine what would happen if one of your rooks fired a round"
*Sees Yiski Leave*
"Man, I would really like some of that famous hellfire"
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