Burning Skies Saloon

[Qwerty Kun]

*Qwerty strolls in as soon as the door is open, places some coin on the counter.*

Figure it's about time to try this Hellfire of yours Yiski

[Sgt. Spoon]

*Flings the door open in a usually dramatic way, only to realise that the saloon has just opened*

That's it! I'm officially homeless. Damn swabbies down at the docks seems to have caused more damage to my ship than it was in the first place.

*Heads over to the counter*
Trying the hellfire eh? That ought to be fun to see, heh.
*turns to Yiski*
Pour me something strong will ya mate?

[RearAdmiralZill]

*An enormous bang can be heard from the distance. Shortly after, Zill stumbles though the door, his outfit stained with black tar and a touch of smoke coming from his mask*

Errreyth......ings.....alri.....

*Falls to the ground*

[Qwerty Kun]

FUCK!

*I hop of my chair in a blur, and begin checking Zill with the skills of someone who has done this many times before. I check for breathing, wounds, breaks, signs of poison, concussion*

Get me some water!

*I roll up my jacket quickly and prop it under his head*

[Sgt. Spoon]

*Strolls over to the water barrel, lifts it up and then scuffs back to Zill and Qwerty*

Take his mask off

*As Qwery removes Zill's mask I heave the barrel over him, only to come to a sudden realisation*

Wait a minute, Yiski doesn't have a water barrel

[Yiski]

*Yiski comes out from the back as he sees the other pouring a barrel over Zill's face*

Aw shit...

*Yiski heads into the back again and comes out with a glass. It's filled with a sky blue liquid and a funnel. Yiski is standing over Zill.*

Well despite you pouring a whole barrel of Hellfire over him, which you all will pay for, I've got something I made specifically for Zill under these exact conditions. Not the whole barrel of Hellfire over his face, the whole 'comin in looking like tar barrel.' You'd be surprised how often this happens.

*Yiski places the funnel in Zill's mouth and pours the liquid down*

There, he should be fine. Now help me get him over to the couch.

*With Zill firmly on the couch, Yiski turns to the others.*

Alright, whose paying for the barrel?

[Qwerty Kun]

*Places a hefty sack of coin on the counter, then goes and sits in a booth as far away from others as possible, shaken beyond what such an event should have caused*

[RearAdmiralZill]

*Zill opens his eyes slightly, only to succumb to a coughing fit. Once finished he tries to talk with, mild failure.*

Where.....tar......goldfish......docks....need......go.....

*He then tries to stand, with even more failure, as he falls back onto a table*

[Yiski]

*Zill opens his eyes slightly, only to succumb to a coughing fit. Once finished he tries to talk with, mild failure.*

Where.....tar......goldfish......docks....need......go.....

*He then tries to stand, with even more failure, as he falls back onto a table*

*Yiski puts Zill back on the couch*

Stay... good Zill.

*Yiski goes into the back again and comes back with another glass of the sky blue liquid.*
*The sky blue liquid is aptly named Clear Skies, a special remedy for when Zill (or others, still mostly Zill) get intimately involved with tar barrels.*

Drink again. You'll be better.

*Yiski walks outside and hails a messenger*

Okay, here's four silver. Find Roland and ask him to watch the place. I'm gonna investigate what happened at the docks.

*Yiski looks up towards the docks and see it covered in a thick black smog. Yiski looks back to the group.*

Correction, I know what happened. Now I gotta figure out how much trouble Zill's in. I'll be back in a few.

*Yiski heads out*

[Shinkurex]

*Walks in glancing over his shoulder at the tar mushroom cloud*

"Zill, that tar finally kill you yet? you really shouldn't keep your incendiary rounds so close to each other.... Imagine what would happen if one of your rooks fired a round"

*Sees Yiski Leave*

"Man, I would really like some of that famous hellfire"

[RearAdmiralZill]

*Walks in glancing over his shoulder at the tar mushroom cloud*

"Zill, that tar finally kill you yet? you really shouldn't keep your incendiary rounds so close to each other.... Imagine what would happen if one of your rooks fired a round"

*Sees Yiski Leave*

"Man, I would really like some of that famous hellfire"

*Sips on his Clear Skies and mumbles a little. His senses are still not there*

[BdrLineAzn]

*walks in coughing and wheezing and have a hint scent of tar on him*

*coughs* That must have been one of the worst accidents I've seen so far. One minute everything is calm and BOOM comes an explosion. That tar cloud even made it to my section of the docks, had to evacuate everyone in the area. People still wonder how it happen.

*sees Zill on the couch, Qwerty in a corner booth, as well asSpoon and Shink*

Looks like I walked into Hell. Anyone care to explain?

[Shinkurex]

*Glances at BdrLineAzn*

"Ha well it looks like Zill is going to be out of commission for a bit due to a tar accident"

*Steps around the large puddle of hellfire, and notices Roland walking in*

"Roland! long time... you wouldn't happen to have any hellfire around here? I'm feeling lucky. Also, we may want to mop up that hellfire on the ground.... who knows what'll happen if it sits any longer"

*Puddle starts to sizzle*

[BdrLineAzn]

*looks at the puddle and backs away slowly*

Ahh how long was that there and was there any heat source near or on it? Cause remember the rules Yiski had about those Hellfires.

*quickly goes over the bar and ducks*

[Sgt. Spoon]

*looks at the puddle, then laughs a little*

Hah, funny story actually. Damn Roland, you need to convince Yiski to stash some water in here.