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Burning Skies Saloon
RearAdmiralZill:
-Just outside the North District-
Zill turns to say something to BdrLine, but a gunshot down the alley near the old warehouses makes him start running.
Zill
"I'll be fine. I'm praying that bullet wasn't for Yiski."
The group rushes in to find Plasma and Yiski on the wall of the warehouse. Ny-Lee and Jun'ko help Yiski up, and Zill stands in front of him, leaning heavily on his improvised cane. He notices the glass from the top window and shakes his head.
Zill
"Tried to fly again Yiski?"
Yiski
"No rest for the wicked Zill, you know that. That cane makes you look like an old man."
Zill
"And that fall though the ugly glass really helped your complexion."
Yiski:
--Norther District--
Yiski laughed at Zill's last comment.
Yiski
"Skies. I can take a couple more scratches to the face and I'd still look better than you."
Plasmarobo helped Yiski to his feet. Yiski took a quick look around him and realized he was just at the border of the Northern District. Yiski tried to push off Plasmarobo and stand on his own, but his broken leg wouldn't allow for it.
Plasmarobo
"Woah. Take it easy. You're in real rough shape."
Yiski
"No idea who you are, but trust me when I say I've been through worse."
Guard
"Commander. We did a full sweep of the building. Nobody was inside."
Yiski
"That's to be expected from spies. Once trouble arrives, they're ten kilos out."
Yiski motions for a guard to help carry instead of Plasmarobo.
Yiski
"I need one of you to get me a doc and have them meet me at my saloon. It doesn't matter who you get, they'll all probably know the place."
Zill
"Right now they've gathered at the Port."
Yiski
"Well then. Take me to the triage."
Honeybadger:
-Back room of the saloon-
Honeybadger is looking though shelves and drawers looking for the recipe for hellfire
Honeybadger
C'mon Yiski, if I were you where would I put one of my most prized possessions
A voice is heard from the main room
Gunman
"WHATS TAKIN' SO LONG?"
Honeybadger quivers
Honeybadger
"It won't be that much longer! I have the batch almost done!" Fuck me, godammit Yiski. Wait what's that?
Honeybadger spots a scroll on a counter that reads "Secret Recipe for Hellfire. Nobody look." Honeybadger quickly went over to it and opened it.
Honeybadger
Thank you Yiski!
Honeybadger opens the note and instead of the recipe, the note read:
Get the fuck out of my shit
~Yiski
Honeybadger
SO HELP ME GOD YISKI IF I SURVIVE THIS I'M GOING TO REAM YOUR ANUS YOU HEAR ME YOU SONAVA... Wait.
Honeybadger turns around to see a large barrel of pre-made loch-out. He gets a devilish smile and prepares the drink.
Honeybadger
"Alright men! Here you are!"
Honeybadger lays out the drinks in front of the men, they look at it questionably
Gunman
"This doesn't look like hellfire to me."
Honeybadger
Oh no, aficionados... "Well men! It's a new formula! Twice as strong."
They look at the drink, then back to the sweating Honeybadger
Honeybadger
Take the bait...
The Gunmen look at the drink
.
.
.
Gunmen 1
"DRINK UP BOYS!"
A load was immediately lifted off Honeybadger as they began to bring the drink to their lips, then it happened.
Dylan walked through the door before anyone could take a sip
Dylan
"HONEYBADGER!"
Dylan wore a big smile as he ran up to Honeybadger and hugged him
Honeybadger
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Honeybadger looks very grim, very fucking grim.
Dylan
"What's wrong, aren't you happy to see me?"
Dylan answered his own question when he turned around and saw ten armed gunmen pointing their weapons at Dylan and Honeybadger. Dylan looks equally grim.
Honeybadger and Dylan
"Meh..."
Before the gunmen could cock their guns, Honeybadger and Dylan had leaped over the counter for cover. Bullets were flying over their head and tearing the bar to shreds with bullets. Dylan and Honeybadger pull their guns and return fire.
Honeybadger
"What the fuck man?!"
Dylan
"How was I supposed to know these guys were mercs?!"
Honeybadger
"JUST SHUT UP AND SHOOT!"
After the Gunmen had spent their clip, Honeybadger had made his way to a table and spun it on its side to get to better cover. While he did this Dylan got two gunmen down before getting supressed. As for the rest, they were focusing on Honeybadger who was ducking behind table after table while the area surrounding him was littered with bullet holes.
He went up to return fire and shot two other men. He then spun the table back to the back room where the barrel of Loch-out was.
Honeybadger
"DYLAN! THROW ME YOUR LIGHTER!"
Dylan
"ITS VINTAGE! JUST USE A MATCH!"
Honeybadger
"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING LIGHTER!"
Dylan
"FUCK FINE!"
Dylan tossed over his lighter to Honeybadger before getting suppressed again. Honeybadger took the semi light barrel and brought it to the cover of the bar. The gunmen made a little fortification and they made up for their lack of skill with a seemingly endless supply of ammo. Honeybadger took the barrel and the lighter and waited for the Gunmen to reload.
Once they did Dylan laid down suppressing fire while Honeybadger rolled the barrel to the small fortification. The gunmen watched as it rolled past them.
Gunmen
"SHOOT THE BARREL!"
Mistake 1. shooting the barrel. All it did was make a trail of Loch-Out on the floor of the saloon. Once Honeybadger saw this, he made Dylan lay down suppressive fire again and toss the lighter at the trail.
Thing about Lochnagar is that it explodes. big and powerfully. So when the thing went off the only thing left standing were Honeybadger and Dylan.
Most of the alchohol had leaked out due to bullet holes and what parts of the saloon that weren't littered with bullet holes were covered in soot from the blast. In the middle of the saloon, laid a pile of singed bodies and tattered guns.
Dylan sighs, Honeybadger looks EXTREMELY FUCKING GRIM.
Dylan
"Well, we're alive. Shouldn't you be happy?"
Honeybadger goes limp on a chair
Honeybadger
"Yiski is going to kill me..."
Plasmarobo:
An eyebrow rises as Yiski attempts to put weight on his leg.
Plasma remembers himself and salutes twice.
Plasma
"Yes, commander. I'll order another search of all outgoing vessels, and find a doctor. Commander. Admiral."
He nods to the other guard.
A doctor? Next they'll want me to wait tables! Some career this is becoming. Still, the Commander and the Admiral...
Turns and begins to walk in the direction of the port, issuing a few orders into the strange radio.
Plasma
"...and find a doctor. Yes. D-O-C-T-O-R. No. Fine, tell him it's the Commander's saloon-wait, no. The port. What? Yes he does. That famous one. The Burgeoning Flies or something. Yes. "
Skyraider:
As Sky went to investigate Yiski's disappearance, he hard gunshots and fighting at the saloon. Sky, being the inquisitive person he is, went to see what was going on. Once he came to the saloon, he dropped an ink bottle on the ground and was completely shocked to see everything destroyed. He pulled out a riffle and headed in to see Honeybadger and Dylan inside, and smoldering ruins.
Sky
"What have you done......"
He looked around in shock to see everything destroyed, then he slowly backed out of the saloon.
Sky
"Yiski is going to rip this world apart when he sees this.... and I am not going to be in here when he finds out. Have a nice day."
Sky quickly ran out on that note.
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