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Burning Skies Saloon
Yiski:
--- Quote from: BerserkArcher on February 23, 2013, 06:24:08 pm ---*walks in slowly and takes a seat in the corner*
Please. Grog.
--- End quote ---
Here you go. The highest quality grog this side of Anvala.
--- Quote from: Psyran on February 23, 2013, 07:58:13 pm ---
--- Quote from: Furrymessiah on February 23, 2013, 07:35:36 pm ---With a casual swagger and a bloodstained mallet tucked into the loop on the side of...'her' coveralls, the one and only Furry saunters into the establishment. Eyes obscured with a set of jaunty goggles and her hair pinned back into a loose explosion that could be, in the loosest terms, considered a ponytail, the tall, lanky drink of water made her way up to the barkeep. Looking over the assembled patrons, her nostrils curled at the obvious perfume of equal parts desperation, machismo, and misappropriated flamer fuel.
Putting her hands palms-down on the counter, she barked a gruff laugh, then cast her gaze over at the tender. "You got cider here, chum? If y'do, I'll take two pints, and a packet of cracklin's."
--- End quote ---
*snickers at the gal* You should be careful, them ain't exactly the friendly skies.
*drinks the offered cup in one swing... then realizes how stupid that was and suffers the burn* Well now... *cough* Fine stuff you've got here. I saw these flying contraptions passing overhead and I figured that it seemed like a good time. I haven't exactly figured out my trade, since I'm handy with anything that I've got in my hands. I can fly, shoot, and fix just about anything that moves.
--- End quote ---
*Looks over to Psyran after serving BerserkArcher*
Better watch yourself Psyran. I've seen what Furrymessiah can do when she's miffed. And when she's carrying her mallet, she's more furious than 20 hwachas loaded with burst rounds.
*Carries two pints of Furrymessiah's favorite cider*
Here you go. Should I add it to your tab?
Psyran:
--- Quote from: Yiski on February 23, 2013, 09:15:00 pm ---*Looks over to Psyran after serving BerserkArcher*
Better watch yourself Psyran. I've seen what Furrymessiah can do when she's miffed. And when she's carrying her mallet, she's more furious than 20 hwachas loaded with burst rounds.
*Carries two pints of Furrymessiah's favorite cider*
Here you go. Should I add it to your tab?
--- End quote ---
Regardless if she's crewing with me or no, miffed is the way to be. Keeps the blood warm and the wits sharp.
Since you're passing out poison, please pass me some ale... good sir.
BdrLineAzn:
*without looking up from my drink*
Yiski remember first round one all on me.
*then turns to Pysyran*
And like i said earlier still a little green. Just watch your self when it comes these parts. I was once like you, all green and not knowing where to put myself. And getting Furrymessiah steamed.... well like Yiski said, your death wish.
Give me a nice cool one that Hellfire is getting to me.
N-Sunderland:
This is a holdup! Hand over all your plushies or the place goes up in flames!
*points portable flare gun at drinks*
Yiski:
--- Quote from: BdrLineAzn on February 23, 2013, 09:32:36 pm ---*without looking up from my drink*
Yiski remember first round one all on me.
*then turns to Pysyran*
And like i said earlier still a little green. Just watch your self when it comes these parts. I was once like you, all green and not knowing where to put myself. And getting Furrymessiah steamed.... well like Yiski said, your death wish.
Give me a nice cool one that Hellfire is getting to me.
--- End quote ---
*Looks at BdrLineAzn* I know. I know. Why'd ya think I didn't ask for any coin. *Hands BdrLineAzn and Psyran Frost Fire Ale* This should put you back straight.
(Little known fact. Frost Fire Ale has the same recipe as Hellfire. The effects of the either drink are determined by how each - and subsequently all specialty drinks - ingredient is mixed.)
--- Quote from: N-Sunderland on February 23, 2013, 09:51:25 pm ---This is a holdup! Hand over all your plushies or the place goes up in flames!
*points portable flare gun at drinks*
--- End quote ---
*Stares at N-Sunderland for a few seconds*
*Whole saloon is oddly silent*
*Everyone erupts in laughter*
*Yiski wipes a tear from his eye*
Dammit N-Sunderland, no matter how many times you've pulled that stunt over the years, I'm almost positive you're gonna accidentally pull the blasted trigger and be the death of me and everybody in this district. Now sit yourself down and tell us where you've been the past couple of weeks. Thought the raiders finally got the best of you and your captain.
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