I am lame, and performed no April tomfoolery.
Well, except maybe inviting my wife to a farmers market for kosher meats, where you get to pick your own lamb for the slaughter. None of it was real, but I found some pictures of lambs at market being sold, and some other ones of butchers that looked to be in the same field and planted it in a saved html I edited for a local market.
But thats not aprils fools, thats just me being bored and sadistic.