Crappers, Latrines, Toilets, shanties, whatever you call that shitty thing.

[QUY]

what was this topic about?

[Wolfgang von Drache]

*Pull off pants*
*Sit with your arse or crotch off the ship*
*Do your thing*
*Clean yerself*
*Pull pants up*

[Squidslinger Gilder]

*Pull off pants*
*Sit with your arse or crotch off the ship*
*Do your thing*
*Clean yerself*
*Pull pants up*

*Winds shift direction, blows feces back at you*
*Feces gets blended through propeller*
*Crew covered in feces*
*Fecal Mutiny happens*

[Wolfgang von Drache]

*Pull off pants*
*Sit with your arse or crotch off the ship*
*Do your thing*
*Clean yerself*
*Pull pants up*

*Winds shift direction, blows feces back at you*
*Feces gets blended through propeller*
*Crew covered in feces*
*Fecal Mutiny happens*

That's why you must be quick and clever about it!

[ShadedExalt]

*Pull off pants*
*Sit with your arse or crotch off the ship*
*Do your thing*
*Clean yerself*
*Pull pants up*

*Winds shift direction, blows feces back at you*
*Feces gets blended through propeller*
*Crew covered in feces*
*Fecal Mutiny happens*

Fecal matter!
-Sir Hammerlock

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Thats the name of my Spire! Flying Fecal Matter!!

[The Sky Wolf]

Potted plants.

[Lieutenant Noir]

The carronade looks big enough for a variety of case shot and langridge, you could try and load them into the cannons.
+demoralization
+spread diseases
+save on ammunition

Of course you have to worry about safety issues when loading them barrel first.... don't want to misfire and start singing rocket man
I'm sorry but you guys knew this was coming

[Wolfgang von Drache]

The carronade looks big enough for a variety of case shot and langridge, you could try and load them into the cannons.
+demoralization
+spread diseases
+save on ammunition

Of course you have to worry about safety issues when loading them barrel first.... don't want to misfire and start singing rocket man
I'm sorry but you guys knew this was coming

Oooooooooor plaster the interior walls of the Carronade with poop that will then dry and screw up the mechanisms.

[Lieutenant Noir]

You could use the Escape port hole in a Pyramidion

[Koali]

Except for the grate, and the fact that it can be difficult to balance while squatting.

[QUY]

Practice my Young swaby, practice makes perfect 

[The Mann]

The Chimney on Mobulas could make a fine Crows Nest Crapper.

Ive seen alot of players manage to climb up there whilst I'm captain.

Might not be very effective... the sh*t could land on my pink hat...

[Sarabelle Marlowe]

Well, I've heard that early planes had a tube and funnel that led to the outside of the vessel. Apparently difficult to use under duress and/or if you were a lady. Some bomber planes would just use bottles or disposable boxes, then throw them overboard when done. Which gives a whole 'nother meaning to 'dropping a load' XD

[Koali]

Silly little story, when bomber crews were first given boxes of chaff to toss out of the plane to scramble the enemy radar, they peed on them before tossing them. Due to the altitude, they basically threw solid blocks of metal at the enemy.

When they were told what it was for, they started using it properly.