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Tenets of Engineers on Airships.

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Indreams:
45.) Thou shalt not call the [AI] creepy yellow creeps.
46.) Thou shalt not call the clan [AI] creepy yellow creeps.

Carn:
47.) Thou must teach swabbies the proper repair cycle
48.) Thou is permitted to bludgeon swabbies for not listening
49.) If Thou art a swabbie, though must listen, or ye shall be bludgeoned 

MightyKeb:
Most important of all

48.) Thou shalt not use the fourth gun of a pyra, unless the captainth dare ask
49.) Thou can complain about 4th slot not being a flare

Indreams:
50.) Thou shalt repair Pyramidion's main engine from below.

Indreams:
51.) If thou shalt use the Holy Fire Extinguisher, first shalt thou spray. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number is three, being the third number, be reached, then thou shalt swingst thou most Holy Rubber Mallet at thine component, which, being naughty in Cake's sight, shall be set alight again.
52.) Thou shalt prefer the Holy Chem Spray over the Holy Fire Extinguisher.

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