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Tenets of Engineers on Airships.

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Lanliss:

--- Quote from: Tanya Phenole on April 15, 2015, 09:34:45 pm ---61)thou shalt place repairs over shooting at thine enemy.

Right. Let's lower the ship's DPS output on important moment and get killed.

--- End quote ---

There, fixed it.

Indreams:
Well, I meant this to be half-comedy, half-tip sort of thread.
Somethings are being taken a little too seriously, it seems.
So here are some comical ones.

62.) Thou shalt not question the numbering system of TEA.  :-X
63.) However thou shalt still strive for some sense of numeric order.
64.) Thou shalt not compare your engineering with that of "da orks"
65.) Thou art not a mekboy or a tech priest. Thou may not attempt to engineer on your fellow crew members.
66.) Thou shalt not insult Gilder's Squid, lest he challenges you to pre-1.2 Squid duel.
67.) Thou shalt be careful with the Zuka Sauce.


By the way, I have a bad sense of humor. :P

Indreams:
68.) Thou shalt not put itching powder in Hwacha missiles (that's a war crime!)

MightyKeb:
69.) Thou shalt not be illusioned by the thought that Dusthopper male suit is actually worth a darn (even bigger war crime!)

Indreams:
70.) Thou shalt not unscrew the engines.
71.) Thou shalt not unscrew the guns and reposition them.
72.) Thou shalt whack things with your tools, never screw or unscrew with your tools.

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