RP Tavern Quest: The Catacombs

[Koali]

Welp. We finally got around to going.

[ShadedExalt]

"I think the entrance is about a kilometre from here..."

*Starts slowly walking in it's general direction*

[Carn]

(Carn) "Ahem." points to the map in his hands "Wrong way."

[ShadedExalt]

"Which cave are you referring to?  Big Mouth, or Giant Chasm?"

[Carn]

(Carn) looks at map "I wouldn't know, they aren't named on here, and I don't know the topography here. However, we need to get into the sewers, the entrance is in there. And there is a manhole 20 feet that way." points in the opposite direction that shaded was going

[Koali]

*Smacks both Carn and Shaded in the head with a shovel, knocking them out for a few minutes.*

"My apologies, Ingur, but I deemed it somewhat necessary to have a moment of silence."

*Picks up the map.*

"And of all the things to forget, a compass? Sheesh."

*Pulls out a compass.*

"This way."

*Puts Carn and Shaded into separate, open barrels and carries them along.*

Mom's guaranteed remedy for stopping attitudes. Don't worry, you'll wake up quickly. In fact, you can go ahead and wake up when you want to.

[Carn]

(Ingur) checks Carn and Shaded for signs of concusion. "Koali, Carn did have a compass." grabs map from Koali

[Koali]

"Wha-? Shoot. Heh, sorry."

*Applies ice packs to Carn and Shaded.*

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Just remember, I know how to make the glue too. Now pick them up and lets go." hops down the manhole

[ShadedExalt]

The hell did I do:-)

Is asking a legitimate question grounds to be forcibly silenced now?

*Shaded falls asleep in the barrel.*

[Koali]

It looked like you and Carn were still giving each other sass, so I intervened.

*Carefully lowers the barrels through the manhole.*

"Man, lucky thing these are circular! It would suck to push a round barrel through a square manhole!"

[Carn]

Unfortunately for Koali, years of being hit on the head have given Carn an impressive recovery time. Unfortunately for Carn, he recovered while Koali was lowering him down. Causing him to crash on the barrel Shaded was in and fall onto Ingur, and Koali loosing his balance and tumbling in after them.

(Ingur) "Get off me you ox!"

(Carn) getting up he replies "Well, i must say, that was a fairly..... comfy landing." proceeds to have a grin that he knows will get him in trouble

(Ingur) gives Carn trouble by punching his shoulder "Ass."

[Koali]

That's the spirit.

"Well, let's see: Two barrels, a sleeping Shaded, an undomesticated donkey, a lovely lady, a Kirby, and some sewers. It's the kind of situation you'd get if you asked a bunch of people to come together and write a story!"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Actually she also called me an ox, so there's that too."

[Koali]

"But it was overwritten when she called you an ass. As great and skilled as you are, you can only be one animal at a time."