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The perfect crew
Keon:
Captain: Mike, from The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, via remote control (He is a computer, and he successfully projected the probability of victory in a rebellion some 5 years in advance. He could just tell the enemy "There is a 92.4 percent chance you will die horribly" and have them surrender. Also, if he dies, no problem, just remote control him to another ship.)
Engineer: von Neumann machine (A machine capable of duplicating itself and producing anything needed. Theoretically, we could use these guys to colonize planets.)
Gunner: Legolas from LotR (I don't know why)
Gungineer: Maxwell from scribblenauts. (Need a screwdriver? Got a screwdriver instantly. Need an army of rabid werewolves? Boom, there ya go. Need to go out with a bang? Meteor.)
Letus:
Captain: Khan (Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan)
...what can I say...it's Khan.
Engineer: John Hammond (Jurassic Park)
Hey...he created Jurassic Park, he should know how to rebuild stuff
Gunner: Drago (Dragon Heart)
He's a dragon...and he has Sean Connery's good voice...maybe he can't use the guns...but who cares...he's a dragon...
Auxhillary Engineer/Gunner: Philip Asshole (Spaceballs)
He's my cousin.
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