HERESY

[David Dire]

TODAY, THE MOST HIGHEST OF RELIGIOUS TREASON TOOK PLACE. [CAKE]TYBERIOUSTHETHIRD ATTEMPTED TO MINE THE "CRANE" FLAGSHIP "HONOUR THY CRANE". TO CAUSE SUCH DISTURBANCE ABOARD THE HOLIEST OF CRANE ARTIFACTS IS PURE BLASPHEMY AND TREASON OF THE HIGHEST FORM. 


LUCKILY, THE FLAGSHIP "HONOUR THY CRANE" MANAGED TO CREATE A WEAK TREATY WITH THE BLUE (ENEMY) TEAM, AND ESCAPED UNHARMED BESIDES SOME BURNS AND SCRATCHES.

WE MUST TAKE ACTION AGAINST THIS HERETIC IMMEDIATELY.

WE HAVE ALSO RECOVERED THE COMM LOGS ABOARD THE "HONOUR THY CRANE", WHICH STILL  HAVE ABOUT HALF THE BATTLE'S COMMUNICATION'S LOGGED ON IT. WE WILL LET YOU PREVIEW THEM HERE TO SEE HOW SERIOUS THIS FILTHY HERETIC IS.


*Records of the Heretic Scum trying to plead*








*Heretic out right claiming he only wants to harm the "Honour Thy Crane"*

[David Dire]

This belongs in the pit, doesn't it?

Well feel free to move it

[Carn]

pah, ally mining is the true test. mines are the zenith of neutrality. for there to be peace, there must be mines

[David Dire]

pah, ally mining is the true test. mines are the zenith of neutrality. for there to be peace, there must be mines

THE "HONOUR THY CRANE" IS A SYMBOL OF HOPE AND FUTURE, THE BIGGEST EVER IN FACT. THE ENTIRE PLANET WOULD BURST INTO WAR SHOULD IT BE EVEN HARMED.

[Carn]

Well it already, your crane has not stopped the war yet

[David Dire]

Well it already, your crane has not stopped the war yet

THIS IS DUE TO THE NON-BELIEVERS, MY SON. BUT THE CRANE WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL AS IT CONTINUES DESTROYING VESSELS OF GREATER AND GREATER POWER TO MEND THE PLANET

[Piemanlives]

It is often said, vengeance is best served in The Pits of Hathsin.

[Carn]

I personally prefer launching with a mine, then flaming them until it explodes

[Arturo Sanchez]

the hell's the baby AI doing in that chat?

Do I have to tell him that drugs are bad. Perhaps even dire to his growth.

[David Dire]

the hell's the baby AI doing in that chat?

Do I have to tell him that drugs are bad. Perhaps even dire to his growth.

CERESBANE THIS IS NOT THE TIME

[Carn]

the hell's the baby AI doing in that chat?

Do I have to tell him that drugs are bad. Perhaps even dire to his growth.

CERESBANE THIS IS NOT THE TIME

It is never the wrong time for an intervention, they teach that in the way of Bacon

[Koali]

Bacon?

HERESY

[Arturo Sanchez]

[Koali]

Can we just point out how strong her wrist is? Chainswords are HEAVY.

[Carn]

ehhh, power armor dude, she's not a modified space marine. They only do that to guys, she just has really good armor.