Ten commandments of Bacon:
1. Thou shalt not choose any food before Bacon.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images bearing likeness to Bacon above, nor Bacon beneath, nor the Bacon beneath that other Bacon. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for It is a jealous Bacon, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate Bacon; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love Bacon, and keep Bacon's commandments
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Bacon in vain; for Bacon will not hold him guiltless that taketh Its name in vain.
4. Keep Bacon day holy. Thou shalt work for six days, but the seventh day belongs to Bacon. Preferably, all seven days are Bacon day.
5. Honour thy Bacon and any Bacon left over: that thy days may be long upon the land which Bacon giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not throw Bacon into the garbage can.
7. Thou shalt not betray thy love for Bacon by replacing It with inferior foods.
8. Thou shalt steal Bacon, for It is just that good.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy Bacon.
10. Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's Bacon, for to not do so would be a betrayal to It.
