Raiding Eric's Desk

[Carn]

Oh please, the Muse Gods created duct tape as with everything else. As I am a dead man in service to them, it has no effect on me. Stone form eh? *snaps fingers and Koali is trapped in stone form, unable to move, and unable to resume normal form, though able to telepathically communicate*

[ShadedExalt]

Nope, DT was before their time, they have no control over it.  And you're still buried. *Smacks Koali with buff hammer*

[Carn]

oh fine if you insist *levitates duct tape off* in any event, any item in this world is controlled by the devs, including duct tape *sees Shaded trying to buff Koali* Only a dev can remove that curse

[ShadedExalt]

Who said I was removing it?  *The buff completes, allowing Koali full movement.  Because bendy stone is the only possible way to have a better statue.*

*Buries Carn in celestial duck tape from Azathoth's throne.*

[Carn]

*levitates the special duct tape off, and proceeds to bury shaded in it* Thats intersting Koali, sadly for you that buff will wear out in a few minutes, make it count. *snaps fingers encasing Shaded's limbs with the Duct tape effectively tapping him*

[ShadedExalt]

*A Tartarus melts the tape, releasing me.*

You leave me no choice.

*Retrieves kitten from pocket*

[Kamoba]

Wow this has to be the fastest growing thread I've seen...
This is good, it shows the want for Erics Lore is high in demand.

[Mod Josie]

People want lore, eh? ...........

[Indreams]

No, we wanted you guys to have Pizza, any maybe get raided by Anglean Marauders. We were never going to raid Eric's desk. Really. It's not like we had an overblown plan or anything that Carn sold out to Muse.


Through all this, I am wondering why Koali didn't just swallow Carn and gain the Dev-Protection powers. Well, who knows what Kirby's do.

[Byron Cavendish]

People want lore, eh? ...........

Well seeing as how about a third of the factions were left unfinished. It's either sloppy, lazy or a product of a dev who can't stay focused one one project for too long. But I asked about this a few firesides ago and Eric said he'll get to it when he gets to it.

[Koali]

People want lore, eh? ...........

Jacob! You came!

Using the powers of chaos and inconsistency, Kirby awakens from Stone form and smacks Carn with Jacob's GameBoy... Only to realize he no longer has the relic as he has given it back to Jacob.

[Carn]

A kitten? Really? I dont have cat allergies if thats what your trying to do.

[Indreams]

Where did the kitten come from?

Ah, who cares, we have duct tape, poisonous popcorn, a Yeshan Youth armada, a horde of Anglean raiders, a flying fortress of doom, Pizza, a Princess, and a desk. This RP thread is crazy.

[Carn]

ahem, those raiders are on my payroll, they are no longer fighting the fortress, they are instead destroying your yeshan forces.

(This thread has gone so far down the rabbit hole, we broke into another rabbit hole and are going down that one. I vote one of the best threads ever.)

[Mod Josie]

People want lore, eh? ...........

Well seeing as how about a third of the factions were left unfinished. It's either sloppy, lazy or a product of a dev who can't stay focused one one project for too long. But I asked about this a few firesides ago and Eric said he'll get to it when he gets to it.

Yeah the discrepancy in the lore is a shame. We had someone working on it in the good old days who has since left the project. Eric is now Master of the Lore and has taken on the old lore and adapted it. It's gone through a couple of redos so we're trying to get all of the old and new lore up to the same standard - preferably a very high standard!