How to politely Ceresbane your Powder Monkey's and Swabbies

[David Dire]

As title says.

Basically post different ways to "Politely" tell your level 3 engineer to "get on the fuckin hull" or "shoot the balloon you fail of a multi-cellular organism."

I'll start.



One INQUIRES If you have any respectable sense at this moment left to gather strength within our force and repair the balloon before a... reportive action is taken?

[Kamoba]

The following is in jest.

Powder Monkey!
Thou art not forgiven thine illogical use of ammunitions in thine firearms, but one implores thou study thy manual!
For thou art uneducated in correct ammunitions!
I banish thee Powder Monkey! Go forth and multiply and study munitions and weapons! Thou.art not worthy of mine presence until one realises the importance of Heavy and Greased in a Gatling, and not burst or lochnagar!

What dost thou mean thou hath reported me?! Thou art noobeth.

[Hoja Lateralus]

I usually ask one or two times and then report. I don't negotiate with terrorists.

[David Dire]

I usually ask one or two times and then report. I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Salute!

[Replaceable]

I usually ask one or two times and then report. I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Salute!

[Arturo Sanchez]

save this mimicry for ceres day folks.

plus you're doing it wrong. It needs to be warning from muse worthy bad.

[Hoja Lateralus]

I look at it this way: if someone is ruining my game (intentionally or not) and/or not willing to learn and listen - he deserves a report.

[Arturo Sanchez]

I look at it this way: if someone is ruining my game (intentionally or not) and/or not willing to learn and listen - he deserves a report.

Meh... on my end. If its unintentional.

... do something that gets a warning from muse. like saying they are bad at the game.

If its intentional.... report. Since it is legit trolling.