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Sunday Community Skirmish #44 (Signups for Sunday 29th March)
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LazyPandas:
Sir,
I wish to introduce myself to you. i am Col. Lazy Panda Bear (Lazypandas for short), elder brother to major Nat Nyls of Scotland who was the former chief security officer to the military dictator of Nigeria, general Jubulus Dishwasherus Maximus (aka Jub Jub). the late general died unexpectedly on the 29th of march 2015. His colleagues in the army poisoned him in the presidential villa (aso rock) because he ruled Nigeria and SPQR with an iron hand.
With the death of the dictator, elections were held in the country and a civilian administration was sworn into power. with the advent of the new civilian administration, a decision was taken by the president of Nigeria to probe and prosecute all military officers that served in the last military regime of the late general Jubulus Dishwasherus Maximus. my brother, Nat Nyls el Mustapha was singled out by the government of the day as an army officer that must be punished because of his closeness to the late dictator and gross human right abuses on the citizens of Nigeria. my brother and i were best of friends and he shared all his secrets with me. the former chief security officer to the late head of state major Boneses el Boneses had private accounts that are worth 100 million united states dollars around the world. presently he has been arrested by the government of the day and is presently held in prison on trumped up charges on behalf of the state. i was directly informed by my contacts at the presidential villa, that he will be convicted because of his position as the former chief security officer to the late dictator.
shortly before the present government arrested my brother, he entrusted to me the sum of us$30.5m for safekeeping. this amount was to be sent to his main engineer KitKatKitty in Lebanon to launder for him. i have since had this amount with me stashed away a private security company in Nigeria. i cannot send this money to my brother's main engineer any more because of the situation of things over here. i need your assistance in moving and securing this money in your account abroad. i will adequately compensate you with 20% of the total sum for your assistance and co- operation with me to move this fund out of the country.
the present administration collectively retired ninety-two serving officers including myself a couple of months ago. this money is not safe where it is kept any more because there are indications that all the retired officers might have their estate confiscated as part of the current sanitation exercise to stop corruption in the country. already our various private bank accounts have been frozen pending the outcome of their investigation and we are being closely monitored. i intend to safeguard and invest this amount of money abroad with a reliable foreign business partner so that we can invest the funds in real estate business in your country. that is why i am soliciting your assistance and cooperation as regards this business. arrangements have been concluded with a security company that has foreign office in europe and the united states to receive the money in cash depending on where is convenient for you.
**Please sign up the Praetorians for the SCS** and indicate your willingness to assist me by sending to me the following as the beneficiary information; your company's name, address and your private phone and fax numbers so that i can contact you and commence the transaction in earnest.
I am waiting to hear from you very soon.
Best Regards,
Col. Lazy Panda Bear (LPB)
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