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RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery

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MightyKeb:
"I've bought some moonshine, among food supplies and other basic goods with the money, if you'd like to violate your engines."

(gonna go off soon)

Koali:
"Superglue?! Are you out of your mind?! That stuff's toxic!"

*Sprinkles some Lochnagar powder on the wound to disinfect it. Adam is clearly not happy with this treatment.*

"Sorry, friend, it was either that or napalm, and I think you'd like to keep most of your body."

*Applies a gauze pad and secures it with a bandage.*

"Just sit still until we land. Have some whisky if you need to deaden the pain."

*Hands Adam a bottle of Scotch.*

Carn:
"Moonshine, hand some over.  Koali, superglue isn't toxic to humans, and it was MADE for situations like this (it actually was). Now you guys are going to have to deal with me burning moonshine for a couple of hours straight, i want the engines all functioning, congratulations, these setbacks have regressed me to military sergeant. LETS MOVE IT!!"

The two ships start running moonshine barely out of the docks, shooting past sabia the head to Yao Ling to finish their job

Koali:
It is medically approved, but only for sealing a hole. You asked me to fill a hole, which would involve enough to cause a chemical burn. Aren't we trying to be nice to Adam?

*Pulls out a pair of rubber mallets.*

"Ready!"

Carn:
(ehh fair point, seal it then)

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