RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery

[MightyKeb]

"I've bought some moonshine, among food supplies and other basic goods with the money, if you'd like to violate your engines."

(gonna go off soon)

[Koali]

"Superglue?! Are you out of your mind?! That stuff's toxic!"

*Sprinkles some Lochnagar powder on the wound to disinfect it. Adam is clearly not happy with this treatment.*

"Sorry, friend, it was either that or napalm, and I think you'd like to keep most of your body."

*Applies a gauze pad and secures it with a bandage.*

"Just sit still until we land. Have some whisky if you need to deaden the pain."

*Hands Adam a bottle of Scotch.*

[Carn]

"Moonshine, hand some over.  Koali, superglue isn't toxic to humans, and it was MADE for situations like this (it actually was). Now you guys are going to have to deal with me burning moonshine for a couple of hours straight, i want the engines all functioning, congratulations, these setbacks have regressed me to military sergeant. LETS MOVE IT!!"

The two ships start running moonshine barely out of the docks, shooting past sabia the head to Yao Ling to finish their job

[Koali]

It is medically approved, but only for sealing a hole. You asked me to fill a hole, which would involve enough to cause a chemical burn. Aren't we trying to be nice to Adam?

*Pulls out a pair of rubber mallets.*

"Ready!"

[Carn]

(ehh fair point, seal it then)

[Koali]

Lol nope I already bandaged it, and it isn't time to change his dressings yet.

[Carn]

(you get my point)

[Koali]

"Uh, Carn? Do you mind switching to Kerosene for a bit? You're dealing damage faster than I can fix it."

[Carn]

"Fine, i'll switch for a bit."

[Koali]

Fun fact, that was actually based on a statistic that indicates that Moonshine damages engines faster than an engineer can repair them.

"Are we there yet?"

[Carn]

"If we can alternate moonshine and kerosene we will be there by morning. After that, we finish the job, get paid, go back to the tavern, then me George at least and heading to Kinforth, i need to pick up my fiance and George has a business deal to work out, i could use some extra crew for that."

[Koali]

*Whacks both engines.*

"I wonder if I should join you? I might scare off your fiancée, though. Haha!"

[Carn]

"Highly unlikely, she can outshoot me, she will probably want to hug and squeeze you quite a lot, then when she finds out you have an arsenal in your mouth, well..... she will still want to hug and squeeze you, but she will also want to figure out how you do it then try and see if she can recreate that same ability.  As i've told you guys, sweet and smart."

[Koali]

"She sound lovely... Dang, Carn, sounds like you found yourself a keeper! If she's able to figure out my arsenal, she'd be the first to do so."

If it's alright to ask, is she based on a real person? Because if she is, I'm hella jelly.

[Carn]

(yeah no she isn't, just adding flavor to the story)

"Part of the reason i want to see her soon, the other art as i mentioned is that her big sister is my former CO.  And she WILL put a hit out on me if i break her sisters heart."