That Moment When...

[Piemanlives]

That moment when one of your crewmen tells you "No."

There will be blood.

Bacon for the Bacon God!
Grease for the Grease Trap!

[N-Sunderland]

That moment when one of your crewmen tells you "No."

Better yet: that moment when you tell a noob to get on the front gun, but he stays in the rear left gun shooting at nothing. You start typing in caps to get his attention, and he says "I'm not going to listen to caps from some randomer". Then he says "I wasn't reading the chat because I was listening to the captain", which is obviously not true, since the captain was telling him to get on the front gun.

True story.

[Helmic]

It's always funny when people start bitching in regional about how Helmic is a shitty captain because he's so bossy.

[N-Sunderland]

Know what else is funny? When I go into regional and say "I'll answer any questions you have about the game", and the first question I get is "Why is your name yellow?"

I did that today, and Keon jokingly asked "When is boarding coming?" to which I said "Tomorrow". All the noobs took me seriously and got really excited XD

[Piemanlives]

Know what else is funny? When I go into regional and say "I'll answer any questions you have about the game", and the first question I get is "Why is your name yellow?"

I did that today, and Keon jokingly asked "When is boarding coming?" to which I said "Tomorrow". All the noobs took me seriously and got really excited XD

Wow!

I remember in a game where I was teaching a friend of mine how to play the game, me and zill kept telling him to go to the front guns but stayed at the side guns because he had no idea where they were.

[N-Sunderland]

I remember in a game where I was teaching a friend of mine how to play the game, me and zill kept telling him to go to the front guns but stayed at the side guns because he had no idea where they were.

I've seen that happen too many times. I'm not sure how the ladder can be made any more obvious.

[Shinkurex]

Know what else is funny? When I go into regional and say "I'll answer any questions you have about the game", and the first question I get is "Why is your name yellow?"

I did that today, and Keon jokingly asked "When is boarding coming?" to which I said "Tomorrow". All the noobs took me seriously and got really excited XD

Wow!

I remember in a game where I was teaching a friend of mine how to play the game, me and zill kept telling him to go to the front guns but stayed at the side guns because he had no idea where they were.

If I was there, I would've been jumping up and down to get his attention.....

[Piemanlives]

I remember in a game where I was teaching a friend of mine how to play the game, me and zill kept telling him to go to the front guns but stayed at the side guns because he had no idea where they were.

I've seen that happen too many times. I'm not sure how the ladder can be made any more obvious.

he found it eventually, it was actually kind of amusing.

If I was there, I would've been jumping up and down to get his attention.....

I might have done that if I wasn't busy keeping our ship in one piece.

[Papa Paradox]

That moment when you look to your other computer desk and see 'Old English 800' keepin' it classy.

[Piemanlives]

That moment when you look to your other computer desk and see 'Old English 800' keepin' it classy.

I had to google that........

[AquaMac]

I remember in a game where I was teaching a friend of mine how to play the game, me and zill kept telling him to go to the front guns but stayed at the side guns because he had no idea where they were.

I've seen that happen too many times. I'm not sure how the ladder can be made any more obvious.

I have that happen a lot myself. We take it for granted, because we know where it is, but they obviously don't. Frustrating yes, but not their fault.

[AquaMac]

The moment when you go turn on your bumpers for an incoming ram, and realize you never switched out the moonshine that you had from doing CPs.

[Sammy B. T.]

The moment when you know your teammate speaks English because they have an English name that completely forms an idea (Random EG , Look at me a gunner), they respond in chat to you once at the end of the game to type out "Good Game" but throughout he game and lobby they refuse to listen to you, remain gunner, and stay only on the artemis despite the fact that I clearly always need the chain gun firing to keep up my DPS! I mean, did they even READ the manual!

[RearAdmiralZill]

That moment when a new player types in chat "What manual?"

[Keon]

Sometimes when all I want to do is turn so my main guns are back in arc, I'll take one buffed rotary.

The wrong rotary.