What shall we do with a drunken engi?

[Radagahst]

In the corner of the bar a drunken engineer, back from a tour in the fjords, starts up a tune on the jukebox an sings...

What shall we do with a drunken engi?
What shall we do with a drunken engi?
What shall we do with a drunken engi?
Early in the morning

Put 'im on the hull because its burning
Put 'im on the hull because its burning
Put 'im on the hull because its burning
hope he hasn't got chemspray

Put 'im on the engines of a pyramidion
Put 'im on the engines of a pyramidion
Put 'im on the engines of a pyramidion
cos the pilots got moonshine

He passes out

any more verse ideas? please post (sing to the tune of What shall we do with a drunken Sailor? BTW)

[Mr. Goggles]

Here's a few!

Why did he bring a lochnagar shot?
Why did he bring a lochnagar shot?
Why did he bring a lochnagar shot?
Get him off the main gun!

Not the light gun, fix the balloon!
Not the light gun, fix the balloon!
Not the light gun, fix the balloon!
And give us back the moonshine.

There he goes fallin’ overboard
There he goes fallin’ overboard
There he goes fallin’ overboard
He had the moonshine with him. 

Quickly respawn and fix the engines
Quickly respawn and fix the engines
Quickly respawn and fix the engines
And give us back the moonshine!