RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

looks the bartender up and down slowly for a full minute then bursts out laughing "bwahahahahaha, you've got spirit for sure, fine i'll have some water, however...." unhooks bloodsong "if you EVER threaten me again, particularly over something as silly as that, ill show EXACTLY what a an anglean spec ops sergeant can do with the family axe"

[Jester Schulz]

"Yeah... I'm staying out of this one now. No sense in quenching Shikabane's thirst over someone else's quarrel."

[Koali]

*Raises a nonexistant eybrow at [Carn].*

"Oh? Is it just because I'm short and pink that I'm all spirit, no fight?"

*Opens his mouth to reveal a fully loaded Hwacha, primed with Greased rounds and ready to fire.*

*Closes his mouth.*

"I may look cute, but that's no reason not to be deadly. Anyhoo, I'm sleepy, so I'll see you all tomorrow. Help yourselves to the drinks, and don't make a mess."

*Uses the Stone ability to become a stone statue.*

[Carn]

chuckles "spirit means fight to me, and i've seen some strange things in my travels but none like that, anyways lads im off to find an inn"

[BdrLineAzn]

(Just reading through, but how did you get Hellfire? Wrong mixture is potent and if exposed to skin... Lol go and read back a bit. Side note it does not char the kegs or barrels and does not spew a small flame. Just don't mind me)

[Carn]

(as a kirby he can apparently inhale it and figure out the recipe, i honestly wasn't expecting that when i brought it up )

[ShadedExalt]

(Just reading through, but how did you get Hellfire? Wrong mixture is potent and if exposed to skin... Lol go and read back a bit. Side note it does not char the kegs or barrels and does not spew a small flame. Just don't mind me)

((He's a Kirby, he does what he wants.  *shrug.*))

*The white haired man pulls out a weapon of his own- a shiny double action revolver, with a long barrel and some engravings on the cylinder.*

"Traded a heap of gold for this beauty- .44 caliber and deadly as sin.  Don't use it often, but it's nice to have."

*Stowing the gun away back into the vast expanse of his coat, he turns to Carn.*

"Don't worry you bloodthirsty pirate, that was simply a spot of moonshine- I don't think anybody could knock back a tumbler of hellfire in one go and live to tell the tale- Except maybe that nut, [GeoRmr].  Uses loch powder instead of pepper, the rumours say."

[Carn]

walks back in "town doesn't even seem to have a bloody inn, middle o'nowhere i guess, .44? some good sized bullets" unholstering the pistol under his right arm "took this little boute off a pirate captain, wouldn't belive my suprise when i found out he shot with his left and fought with his right, same as me"

[Koali]

*Awakens from Stone form.*

"'Scuse me, that is Hellfire. It's possible that it might have mellowed a touch with age... Although it does seem a bit more volatile than usual. Perhaps a regional brew? I identify it as genuine Lochnagar powder. No pepper here! And I'll prove to you that it's possible to survive a mug of Hellfire!"

*Fills a mug and downs it in one chug.*

"See? I'm fine!"

*Muffled explosion.*

*Burps up a puff of flame.*

"Owww... Remind me to never do that again..."

[Carn]

"you also can turn to stone and have a hwatcha in your mouth"

[Koali]

(Just reading through, but how did you get Hellfire? Wrong mixture is potent and if exposed to skin... Lol go and read back a bit. Side note it does not char the kegs or barrels and does not spew a small flame. Just don't mind me)

A healthy dose of artistic license goes a long way.

"I- Well- I- That's not the point! The point is, Mr. [BdrLineAzn] is doubting the brew! And are you sure it was a Hwacha?"

*Opens mouth to reveal a Heavy Flak loaded with Lochnagar.*

[Carn]

"how do you do that?! i know some guys back in kinforth who would pay through the nose and or kill to know how you do that"

[Koali]

"Gunner's secret."

*A moment passes.*

"Well, actually, I have no idea!"

*Faints from the alcohol in the Hellfire, only to wake up and drink a pitcher of water.*

"Ugh... This is why I used to avoid booze... Speaking of booze, my fresh batch of Hellfire should be ready about now..."

*Pours a mug. This stuff is different, it has a gel-like consistency and its keg isn't charred or issuing the usual steady stream of flame.*

"Well, no better way to test it! Bottoms up!"

*Tips up the mug to gulp it down.*

*The stuff sloooooowly flows out of the mug.*

*Eyes screwed shut as he swallows.*

[Carn]

"think i remember seeing some techies working with something that looked a lot like that, they called it napalm, 1 spark and you get liquid fire. And seriously if you dont mind some whitecoats poking around at you, i can escort you to Kinforth and we could both make some money.  you couldn't get in there by yourself, no one gets into the Anglean capital without an escort unless they can prove they are an anglean"

[ShadedExalt]

*Awakens from Stone form.*

"'Scuse me, that is Hellfire. It's possible that it might have mellowed a touch with age... Although it does seem a bit more volatile than usual. Perhaps a regional brew? I identify it as genuine Lochnagar powder. No pepper here! And I'll prove to you that it's possible to survive a mug of Hellfire!"

*Fills a mug and downs it in one chug.*

"See? I'm fine!"

*Muffled explosion.*

*Burps up a puff of flame.*

"Owww... Remind me to never do that again..."

No no, I was saying that [Geo] uses loch powder instead of pepper on his food.

And you're a pink thing that can hide giant guns in it's mouth, you don't count.

And whatever the hell that gelled stuff is, napalm or not, that ain't no hellfire.  I think you're gonna need to find tune the recipe.