RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Carn) "Uhhh that says Brazil....." points to the British Isles "These say Great Britain." sees the odd expressions "What? I can read some old world languages. But I can't remember every blasted country involved. Though by the location, and some old memories, they were one of the major players in the Great War. But nobody alive knows what they sounded like."

[Koali]

"Wait, what? That thing's labelled? Huh, I guess I never noticed. Look, this one's called acirfA!"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Uhh try again. This time read it the other way."

[aceofeagles]

"i believe it says africa...."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Indeed. And that's the name of the continent, not a country."

[Koali]

"Meh, I never said I was good at geometry."

Yes, I know, geography. It's a joke, alright?

[Carn]

(Carn) "................"

(Ingur) "................Koali..........You need to go to school."

[Koali]

"Tried that once. They tried to kill me."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Did you either try or almost accidentally kill them first?"

[Koali]

"No, but I think the fat penguin guy who was the principal had it in for me from the start."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Uhhh I don't think you went to the right kind of school."

[jaboopy]

a strange woman with bright white hair in a bun, wearing a blue trenchcoat with a red vest under it and tan slacks with dirty brown boots walks in through the creaky double doors, with a sultry voice she waves and says, "hello boys."

[Carn]

(Carn) neck snaps around "Finally somebody else. It's been ages since anybody new showed up."

[jaboopy]

she smiles at Carn and sits down at the bar, orders a drink, chugs it, and then gets up and moves to Carn's table and introduces herself as Jaboopy. she says, "so, how's life treating you boys? blow anything fun up recently?"

[Carn]

(Ingur) materializes right behind Carn "Don't get any ideas."

(Carn) "Ahem. My fiance Ingur. And I am Carn."