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Koali:

--- Quote from: BdrLineAzn on March 17, 2015, 09:45:30 pm ---(Just reading through, but how did you get Hellfire? Wrong mixture is potent and if exposed to skin... Lol go and read back a bit. Side note it does not char the kegs or barrels and does not spew a small flame. Just don't mind me)

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A healthy dose of artistic license goes a long way.

"I- Well- I- That's not the point! The point is, Mr. [BdrLineAzn] is doubting the brew! And are you sure it was a Hwacha?"

*Opens mouth to reveal a Heavy Flak loaded with Lochnagar.*

Carn:
"how do you do that?! i know some guys back in kinforth who would pay through the nose and or kill to know how you do that"

Koali:
"Gunner's secret."

*A moment passes.*

"Well, actually, I have no idea!"

*Faints from the alcohol in the Hellfire, only to wake up and drink a pitcher of water.*

"Ugh... This is why I used to avoid booze... Speaking of booze, my fresh batch of Hellfire should be ready about now..."

*Pours a mug. This stuff is different, it has a gel-like consistency and its keg isn't charred or issuing the usual steady stream of flame.*

"Well, no better way to test it! Bottoms up!"

*Tips up the mug to gulp it down.*

*The stuff sloooooowly flows out of the mug.*

*Eyes screwed shut as he swallows.*

Carn:
"think i remember seeing some techies working with something that looked a lot like that, they called it napalm, 1 spark and you get liquid fire. And seriously if you dont mind some whitecoats poking around at you, i can escort you to Kinforth and we could both make some money.  you couldn't get in there by yourself, no one gets into the Anglean capital without an escort unless they can prove they are an anglean"

ShadedExalt:

--- Quote from: Koali on March 17, 2015, 10:44:30 pm ---*Awakens from Stone form.*

"'Scuse me, that is Hellfire. It's possible that it might have mellowed a touch with age... Although it does seem a bit more volatile than usual. Perhaps a regional brew? I identify it as genuine Lochnagar powder. No pepper here! And I'll prove to you that it's possible to survive a mug of Hellfire!"

*Fills a mug and downs it in one chug.*

"See? I'm fine!"

*Muffled explosion.*

*Burps up a puff of flame.*

"Owww... Remind me to never do that again..."

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No no, I was saying that [Geo] uses loch powder instead of pepper on his food.

And you're a pink thing that can hide giant guns in it's mouth, you don't count.

And whatever the hell that gelled stuff is, napalm or not, that ain't no hellfire.  I think you're gonna need to find tune the recipe.

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