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Carn:
(Carn) "Keb? Where have you been? You missed ll the fun, we had an assault here a bit ago. How many ships was that again?"

(Ingur) "A lot, I was to busy piloting to count. And to busy trying to figure out what to do about your condition."

(Carn) "Hey, to be fair, temporary insanity is a wonderful stress reliever."

(Ingur) "What am I going to do with you?"

(Carn) "Hopefully marry me, but I cant make you if you dont want to."

(Ingur) over dramatically sighs

MightyKeb:
"One assault? Pfft, over the last few weeks I've led thirteen assaults, YOU'Re the one missing the fun. I got enlisted back. You know I'm not particularly pleased with infantry work anymore, but I needed a good reason to turn down a promotion to High Commander upon re enlistment. As you may see, I didn't have a good reason. It comes with perks like being a pomp to your officers and having another exquisite outfit to your collection. You should try it. I can only think of one drawback, and that is the inability to store a massive gunstack in your back area. But that has never bothered me."


**He motions his men to sit down ,they're rather lightly equipped for such a priority-person.

Carn:
(Carn) "I'm refering to the fleet of what was it? 7 galleons a dozen squids and a couple of pyras? Combined with the fact that crazy doctor from Naufrage came with about what was it 40 corpses? Oh and George temporarily gave life to a bronze lion. Koali also called in a Sky Whale to help."

(Ingur) "And I arrived the day before, expecting to find his corpse."

(Carn) "Your not going to let this go anytime soon are you?"

(Ingur) "Not on your life."

MightyKeb:
"Ooooh. Oh. I see. So then, how did the REAL assault go?" He rather mockingly asks him again, obviously not convinced of the story.

Carn:
(Ingur) "Ahem Mr. Keb was it? Allow me to show you something." leading Keb out to the piles of corpes that the doctor had set on them, then points out to the south where the vast majority of pirate ships now lay smoldering and rusting, lastly she points to the mass of twisted metal mildly resembling the lion that once stood outside the tavern. "If that doesn't convince you, well the last person to call my fiance a liar ended up in the infirmary for a few months."

(Carn) "Hey, all I did was break his jaw and nose, you were the one who went for the ribs and arms."

(Ingur) giving a creepy smile she replies "Why I never denied that, I dont like it when people lie. Thats one of the reasons why i like you, you dont bother lying."

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