RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(sorry about the double post didn't see jester's)
replying to jester "nice looks like good craftsmanship, i got Roxane here, or at least the blueprints in an old pre-war military base.  Took me years to get her working, after bloodsong "stroking the axe on his belt" she'll be a fine heirloom."

[Koali]

"..." (Well, I am a Kirby. I could get the Brewer ability and mix up some more, but... We already have enough of an explosion hazard here...)

[Jester Schulz]

*Unsheathes his katana and places it on the table.*

"I found Shikabane in the Labyrinth. Just a bit of the old world worth keeping by my side. She has served me very well and kept me alive through many fights."

*Sheaths his katana and holsters his revolver. He then continues to drink his bottle of whisky.*

[Carn]

(we get your kirby, but Carn Gormson has never seen one before)
"Seriously?! Hellfire on the house!? and you actually know the recipe? i didn't know that old anvalan shared it with anybody"

[Carn]

(again didn't see the new post)
"i've heard about them old blades, the say that they could cut a couple of men in half with one swing" unhooks Bloodsong "this axe has been in my family for over 100 years, my great great grandfather was an amazing metallurgist figured out some kind of alloy twice as hard as steel and half as light"

[Koali]

I'm getting too lazy to type out the 'poyo' language.

"He didn't share the recipe. However, if i can inhale the right thing, I can become a master brewer, on par with ol' [Yiski] himself! And, as a Gunner, I have access to the best Lochnagar powder on and off the market!"

*Pauses for a moment to look at the axe.*

"Half as light? So twice as heavy? Yeesh, I'd hate to be a tree!"

[Jester Schulz]

(Don't worry about it. As long as you address who you're speaking or it is clear who you are speaking to there is nothing to worry about.)

"It cuts like there is almost nothing to it. It's lighter than most blades which is always a plus. I love looking for old world things. Come to think of it, I need to look for some old world scripture on how to properly wield a blade like this properly."

*Looking over at [Koali]*

"On second thought, toss me a glass of that stuff."

[Koali]

"I won't 'toss' you one, but I'll 'gingerly hand it to you.'"

*Does just that.*

[Carn]

looks at the half empty hellfire "its been to long since i had one of these, i got drunk slightly to drunk for my word choices, it half thee weight of regular steel, or twice as light." shakes head and takes another swig "ugh, got stuck here when those damned bandits shot down the goldfish i was on, managed to hike it to this town 10 minutes ago, the rest of the crew didn't make it, poor sods were to green.  What town IS this anyways?"

[Koali]

"Haven't the foggiest. Speaking of fog, you look like you've had a bit too much to drink."

*Sees just about everyone staring at him in shock.*

"I'm not saying you should stop drinking, I'm saying you should just chase each drink with a tall glass of water to keep a clear head. Works wonders for the liver and kidneys, too."

*Pours a round of water and passes it around.*

"Drink up, gents, before I have to wake you up with a bucket of ice."

[Carn]

"hahahaha, hellfire is the strongest drink known to man or skypig, i can chug snakewine for hours and not slip up, but a hellfire after years without one?" shakes head grinning "i'll pass on the water however "pulls out some beef jerky" this should help settle the stomach" starts eating some jerky" so are we in neutral territory at least? a few of the, ahem, factions aren't to fond of me."

[Jester Schulz]

*Looks over to [Carn].*

"I may not necessarily know what town this is but that I do know. We are in neutral territory."

[Carn]

"that is a relief, was sleeping when the damn buggers started firing couldn't tell were we crashed, saw some townlights and started hoofing it"

[Koali]

"Neutral territory? Hm... Well, this place reminds me of a town called 'Lobby,' where everyone stays for a while to chat before leaving to go about their business. Hopefully the leaving part doesn't happen here, though. You guys are fun to have around! Oh, and [Carn]..."

*Grabs [Carn] by the collar and pulls him in close.*

"Drink your water or I'll shove an Artemis rocket so far up your [HEUGH] that the Hellfire in your gut will give us a fireworks show worthy of the fabled Cake clan."

[Jester Schulz]

"Yeah I would listen to Koali. You don't want to get on his bad side. THINGS happen when you get on his bad side."