RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

"This wasn't my idea, and the clockwork can't lie, so who did this? Eh, in the meantime, I say we sit down and have some steak."

*Looks for a table. There are none, so Koali serves up the steaks at the bar.*

[Carn]

"While your doing that, i'll test out this carbine."  Proceeding to test out the carbine he picked up in Naufrage carn starts blasting "Good, this will do nicely."

[ShadedExalt]

"Gimme a medium rare, please!"

[Koali]

"They're all medium rare, I ran out of time."

[Carn]

"they done?"

[Jester Schulz]

"Surprise! Don't worry. All of the original furniture has just been moved to a vacant room and remains intact."

[ShadedExalt]

*Munching on a steak speared with a large fork, Shaded speaks up.*

"I like the course, but I also liked being able to sit down.  Maybe build an extension out back?  Like an awning?"

[Carn]

proceeds to stab the steak with a large boot knife then tear bites off while shooting "Eh, this is more fun, could like make a basement and have this down there with another bar."

[Koali]

Note that these are fat, juicy steaks.

*Sits at the bar, slowly eating the steak with a knife and fork.*

"Mm, good marinade. Shame I only got one jar... Carn and Shaded, I expected you two to have better table manners than that."

[Carn]

".......Shaded i can understand, but me? Really? I'm trying to test out this carbine, i am also hungry, there is also nobody here who i am trying to impress."

[Koali]

*Looks sternly at Carn.*

"You're getting married at some point. You'd better get into the habit of eating like a gentleman."

[Carn]

"Oh I know HOW, and i can and have, but this is guy time, guy time when i am also testing my future wifes new gun."

[Koali]

"Oh, you bought that as a gift?"

*Somehow manages to give Carn the thumbs up without actually having fingers.*

[Carn]

"Koali think about it, i always have the rather large rifle which i have named Roxane across my back, and a large boarding axe, beyond that, well i dont even count all the other stuff you cant see. Why would i need another gun i cant put in my boot or up my sleave or in a pocket?  As i said, she can outshoot me, and she's been looking for a new gun. This combined with the fact that i now own a ship, will hopefully keep me out of the doghouse for being a little late."

[Koali]

"Carn, think about it, I have little to no relationship experience. This combined with the fact that I'm not even sure there are more of my species in this plane of existence kinda puts a damper on things. I honestly thought that you simply adhered to More Gun = More Fun and thus desired another weapon."