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ShadedExalt:
"I do try.  And Ingur, get your husband in line.  I'd bet his ectoplasm is alcoholic by this point."

Carn:
(Ingur) In a horrific and unearthly spectacle, Ingur floats out of the barrel, turns blood red, and shouts in a demonic voice. "WE DIED BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!"

ShadedExalt:
"You're about to be, and you're essentially married already."

Carn:
(Ingur) "BUT WE'RE NOT YET!"

(Carn) In his inebriated state, Carn is able to do a spell to simulate telepathy. Sadly it's only one way, so he can only deliver a message, not hold a conversation. It follows, "Would you kindly not making my afterlife anymore uncomfortable? She's been extremely emotional because we never got married. AND DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M THE ONLY ONE DRINKING THIS STUFF? She's keeping pace with me man!"

ShadedExalt:
"Then you're off your game."

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