RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Ingur) walks out of the cabin in her gown

(Carn) takes two minutes to go change and put on the cologne, sticking out his right arm he goes "Shall we go dance?"

(Ingur) putting her arm through Carn's "Lets."

the group makes its way to the building where the palace is

(Carn) mentally telling the others "Remember, if you can identify the High blood, and we get in a fight, all I need is one drop. If I can get that, then we have an ace up our sleeve."

[aceofeagles]

You talk telepathicly while you put two guards to sleep.

"Be careful group....these people are dangerous. "

[Koali]

I imagine a big set of doors opening just as the music swells, kinda like a Disney movie-- Except instead of a prince and princess we have a (moderately) crazed Anglean, his fiancée, a Homestuck troll, a Kirby, a merchant/tinkerer, and a priest. Did I get everyone?

*Adds a Jarvis-like quality to the robo-voice.*

"Oh my. This is certainly grand."

[aceofeagles]

Jumps on another ship and puts two guards to sleep.

"Also we have codenames. Romeo and Juliet are carn and ingur. Koali is the butler .shaded is gunsmoke and I'M caspian. "

[Koali]

*Mentally shouting:* "SO WHAT'S CYKAS'S CODENAME?! Check, check, can you hear me?"

[aceofeagles]

".....hey romeo when were done here can i...."fire" the butler....please...."

you pop a couple asprins.

[Koali]

*Thinking, but not quite so loud this time:* "Sorry."

[Carn]

(Carn) mentally "I thought you hired him?"

Coming up to the door, a guard is screening each guest.

(Guard) "Hold. Invitations please."

(Carn) "Certainly." fishes in his jacket for a few seconds, then proffers Carn and Ingur's invitation

(Guard) squints his eyes "Angleans?" moves his hand to his gun "Move along please."

(Carn) bristles up and takes on a tone he has used in the past to deal with recalcitrant privates, though at a much lower volume "Who do you think I am corporal?"

(Guard) "Some Anglean come here to cause trouble, that's what."

(Carn) "Oh really? Do you want to be the one to tell the barons that you turned aside the Anglean delegation? I can assure you, there are senators who would see this as a great affront. Call the embassy, they can verify who I am, and why I'm here."

(Guard) suspecting something, but not sure what he says "Stay here." then goes to the guard house and radios over "Two Angleans sir. Yes. Aye he's big. Very well, thank you." comes back over "My apologies Captain, I was unaware the Republic had sent delegates to help smooth relations."

(Carn) softening his tone, but still keeping authority in it "No harm done, I'm sure it was some fault in the paperwork."

(Guard) snorts "Its always the bleeding paperwork. Come on in, wait." sees Koali "What is that?"

(Ingur) "A automaton of my design. I brought it here to show the party-goers, its a very unique one."

(Guard) "Very well, just don't let it make a mess." waves Carn, Ingur, and Koali in 

[ShadedExalt]

*Shaded steps up to the guard, holding out the finely guilded paper.*

"Here is my invitation.  I believe everything is in order."

*The guard takes it, verifies it's authenticity, and nods, waving towards the entrance.*

"Please proceed, sir.  I trust there won't be any trouble?"

*Shaded smirks and pats his arm.*

"Just because I am a Master Tinker does not mean I am above or unaware of court ettiquite.  Trust me, corporal, there will be no trouble."

*Walks in and notices the looks from the rest of the group.*

"What?  I can be polite when the situation calls for it."

[aceofeagles]

you speak telepathicaly.

"good job gunsmoke. romeo,juliet,gunsmoke,butler. recon the place and tell me what it looks like."

you see somebody taking out some guards on a patrol ship stealthily.

its your colleague.you wave to him and he waves back.

"alright almost done here. we'll have no problem from patrol..."

[Koali]

"Lord Carn, Lady Ingur, shall I go fetch some refreshments?"

[ShadedExalt]

"Might you be so kind as to fetch a nice cider for me while you're there?"

[Carn]

(Carn) mentally "Do not refer to us as Lord and Lady. That's a Baronies thing, not a Anglean thing. Say sir and madam."

(Ingur) mentally "Also why the codenames? This is a mental conversation."

(Carn) "...........She's got a point."

[Koali]

*Mentally:* "Open up the panel on my back and fiddle with some wiring, it'll explain the change if anyone happens to be watching."

[Carn]

(Carn) mentally "Or I can apply percussion therapy." whacks Koali "Fixed." out loud "Now go and fetch us some punch Cog." mentally "Your alias is now Cog."