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Koali:
"I haven't had any alcohol for a while, I'm not drunk. Now, look at this."

*Tears the lever off the wall and dismantles the wall around its socket, revealing more bricks and mortar... And a distinct lack of any gears or mechanical connections.*

"See?"

*Puts everything back, then attaches a sign above the lever that reads DROP A PILLOW ON CARN'S HEAD*

"If my theory is correct..."

*Pulls lever, causing a rather nice, luxurious pillow to fall from out of nowhere on Carn's head.*

"This lever does what you truly believe and expect it to do."

*Puts the Reset sign back over the lever, and keeps the pillow sign for later use.*

Carn:
The three Angleans watch as Koali babbles and motions around looking in the wrong direction, and getting excited when a bird poops on a rock

(Carn) "I think he inhaled some kind of hallucinogenic gas."

(dude, quite trying to break the reality)

Koali:
...? Ah, yes, my apologies. And thank you for bringing me back to reality.

*Continues to celebrate the "pillow" falling on "Carn's head."*

Actually, I like the idea that I'm hallucinating. Somebody get me a glass of water, I'm dehydrated.

Carn:
(Carn) "He's dancing and chanting around a rock covered in bird poop......"

(Ingur) lugs over a bucket of water "Carn?"

(Carn) walks over and dunks Koali into the bucket several times until he comes sputtering to his senses

ShadedExalt:
*Shaded chuckles and sips from his hip flask, sighing at the taste of the cider.*

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