I'm Scared to Drive

[Indreams]

I'm kinda scared to drive because when I'm reversing, I know I'll turn the handle the GOIO way and *BOOM*

I'll also try to change altitude, use kero, drink moonshine, and wish for an impact bumper during accidents.

I'll also think that 18-wheelers are galleons and try to stay away from their broadsides.

I'd think Prius is a squid and get scared about fire.

And this is a mobula.

I'll yell at it to lift up and get out of the way.

[Piemanlives]

The only thing you need to remember is using alcohol to drive faster is forbidden.

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Play Gran Turismo and you'll have no problems driving. All the driving games do help. That and drive at night. After work traffic, close to midnight. Roads are totally vacant. I probably logged all my driving training, surface and freeways, all after 10pm at night with likely a good burnt of those after midnight. Then I transitioned into more day driving. Course when I did that I decided I'd rather drive at night more cause of all the idiots on the road during the day and my clear lack of bond car weaponry to handle them.

[Piemanlives]

When in doubt invest in a pilots license, cause then you could avoid most of the idiocy, and most areas have a regional municipal airport anyways so it's not like you'll be wanting for service facilities.

[Kamoba]

Or take a page from xX The Tank Xx's book and get one of those gas guzzling giant behemoths..

[Lieutenant Noir]

Play a game called
Wipeout HD

[Indreams]

So, I've been driving around for sometime now, adding hazard to the road. 

It's just like piloting a Squid. As long as I'm not facing Flamethrowers, Mines, Carronades, and Hwachas on the road, I should be fine.

It's a shame the car doesn't work with a Phoenix Claw though.

[Kamoba]

I find driving more like driving a pyramidion (after the Nerf)
Once you get your momentum and speed up, turning is lethal, so you should slow before turns.
After turning getting back upto speed is a real pain, and failing that gear change is like having an Artemis shoot out your engines! You stall, come to a stop and the vehicle behind you rams you up the rear bumper...

Although I get  the weirdest of looks when trying to fix the engine on the bus... So public transport is out of the window..

[David Dire]

I find driving more like driving a pyramidion (after the Nerf)
Once you get your momentum and speed up, turning is lethal, so you should slow before turns.
After turning getting back upto speed is a real pain, and failing that gear change is like having an Artemis shoot out your engines! You stall, come to a stop and the vehicle behind you rams you up the rear bumper...

Although I get  the weirdest of looks when trying to fix the engine on the bus... So public transport is out of the window..

Mate, that's because you were using a mallet. Use Wrench for engines. Or Spanner.