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Counting Game
David Dire:
"Sir, I'm afraid you have radiation poisoning. You need to come with us.
No seriously your skin is peeling off and your pants are soaked with the blood that is falling out of your butthole"
Carn:
"Oh that's just the old stuff sloughing off."
The skin falls off, revealing a being made of pure energy.
"Thanks for the snack, I needed to lose some weight anyways."
David Dire:
"Sir, I... what the fu-"
Carn:
"Now if you will excuse me, I need to finish mapping the center of your planets sun, AWAY!"
The being flies off into the sun.......
The real Carn wakes up under a pile of ammo.
"Agh, what just happened?"
David Dire:
"Carn? Carn, you awake finally? Good. Now, can you please stop sneaking away with all the engine moonshine, getting completely shitfaced, and then trying to use ammo as a blanket?"
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