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found this on my way home from work

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Wazulu :
I don't know if you've noticed the gaping hole in its side, or its rigor mortis, but it's already dead, you nitwit. Take your Junker toy and leave it to the Spir- wait, scrap that. Just stick a harpoon on it and get outta here.

HamsterIV:
Do not be lulled into a false sense of security Wazulu. The sky whale is a creature of unlimited cunning and malice. Even "dead" it waits to lash out at the unwary. That gaping hole and whimsical propeller is clever camouflage for a more sinister purpose. Any man foolish enough to wander inside will be consumed by its digestive juices, and his soul harvested for the dark gods which the sky whale serves. Be forever vigilant against the threat of the sky whale for its next victim may be you.

Lord Dick Tim:
Hamster you are a true poet.

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