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Weapon Ratings: From Golden to Garbage
Replaceable:
--- Quote from: ShadedExalt on January 20, 2015, 06:25:42 pm ---
--- Quote from: Schwalbe on January 20, 2015, 06:16:38 pm ---I imagine a pyramidion doing so.
[Canyon Ambush]
"Hey, let's go around this corner..."
[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]
"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]
--- End quote ---
inb4 Melon
--- End quote ---
*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*
RIP Melon.
Imagine:
Think about doing that on Paritan but instead of hitting another ship you hit a goddamn crane and explode on contact because you just hit it at the speed on light.
ShadedExalt:
--- Quote from: Replaceable on January 20, 2015, 06:39:49 pm ---
--- Quote from: ShadedExalt on January 20, 2015, 06:25:42 pm ---
--- Quote from: Schwalbe on January 20, 2015, 06:16:38 pm ---I imagine a pyramidion doing so.
[Canyon Ambush]
"Hey, let's go around this corner..."
[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]
"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]
--- End quote ---
inb4 Melon
--- End quote ---
*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*
RIP Melon.
--- End quote ---
Statement from Crewmate:
W-We put some Moonshine in his canteen! W-W didn't know he'd go and do this! Why, Melon? Why didn't you let your engies get to the armor? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG?!
From here on the crew member devolved into a blubbering, sobbing wreck.
Schwalbe:
--- Quote from: Imagine on January 20, 2015, 06:45:46 pm ---Think about doing that on Paritan but instead of hitting another ship you hit a goddamn crane and explode on contact because you just hit it at the speed on light.
--- End quote ---
I can think of jokes coming after such death;
"ALL YOU HAD TO DO - WAS NOT TO HIT THE GODDAMN CRANE CJ!"
Replaceable:
--- Quote from: ShadedExalt on January 20, 2015, 06:52:23 pm ---
--- Quote from: Replaceable on January 20, 2015, 06:39:49 pm ---
--- Quote from: ShadedExalt on January 20, 2015, 06:25:42 pm ---
--- Quote from: Schwalbe on January 20, 2015, 06:16:38 pm ---I imagine a pyramidion doing so.
[Canyon Ambush]
"Hey, let's go around this corner..."
[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]
"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]
--- End quote ---
inb4 Melon
--- End quote ---
*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*
RIP Melon.
--- End quote ---
Statement from Crewmate:
W-We put some Moonshine in his canteen! W-W didn't know he'd go and do this! Why, Melon? Why didn't you let your engies get to the armor? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG?!
From here on the crew member devolved into a blubbering, sobbing wreck.
--- End quote ---
Melon. Gone but not forgotten.
"Eaten by DoTA."
Rip in peace.
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