Airship Voyage Checklist

[Carn]

307. A lot of money to pay for the lawyer and muscle
308. A new identity
309. Money to pay for the new identity

[ShadedExalt]

310. A good plastic surgeon to change our appearence

[Carn]

311. untraceable poison to take care of loose ends

[Koali]

312. Super strong booze to purge the poison.

[ShadedExalt]

313. Antitoxin to put into the booze

[Koali]

314. Another notepad to continue the list.

[David Dire]

315. A ghost ship with a crew of paper.

[Carn]

316. Magic Ink to write on the paper ghost crew
317. A magic eraser to correct grammatical errors
318. A lighter to make them fear us

[ShadedExalt]

317. Booty

[Carn]

318. Brains
319. Shotguns to protect our brains from the zombies
320. Axes to aid in the event described in item 319.

[ShadedExalt]

321. A copy of the Zombie Survival Guide to demonstrate that shotguns and axes are horrible against zombies and that a medium calibre semi automatic carbine and a shaolin spade are much, much better weapons.

[Carn]

322. A twelve week course in practicality and logistics

[ShadedExalt]

323. A skip-sheet so I can deliver the guide to Carn because it demonstrates that they are both incredibly practical and logistical concerns are small, which is why it stresses they are great

[Carn]

324. A guide to ammo prices.

[ShadedExalt]

324. A sticky note saying "Welcome to the apocalypse, AKA Looter Heaven."