Community > Community Events
the REAL Sunday Community Skirmish #30 (Signups for Sunday 7th December)
DJ Logicalia:
Bards and Co. Signing Up!
BARDS & CO. We don't know where the Starbubbles are, so we're just grabbing some friends!
I'm so good at inspirational messages
Contact is Logicalia
Actual photo of Bards & Co.
FluffyHetsche:
--- Quote from: Heldigris on December 05, 2014, 02:00:45 pm ---U WoD m8
--- End quote ---
I see it stuck.. :D
LazyPandas:
To whom this may concern.
I am Maj. Timothy Banya, the commander and head of the Secret Unit in charge of Diamond dealing for the Revolutionary United Front (RUF) of Sierra-Leone. I was working directly with the former Rebel Leader Foday Sankoh who is languishing in government custody. They want to prosecute him for illegal diamond dealing and the killings of 21 people during a public demonstration outside his home in May this year, which I would be prosecuted alongside.
The RUF is now headed by Gen. Issa Sessey who is determined in bringing peace to Sierra Leone, he signed cease- fire agreement with the government on Friday and instructed us that peace must returned to our fatherland after nine-years conflict, pledging to allow U.N. troops unhindered access throughout the Sierra-Leone. My fear is that the government will try most of us and all our assets would be confiscated why all traceable accounts to our name and families would also be frozen.
In view of this development, I am trapped with large quantity of diamond and some million of United States dollars that is in cash with my Wife who dose not have the know-how to launder this money without any trace to our name and how to dispose these unpolished diamonds accordingly. My situation is very desperate, as I cannot desert my profession at this point in my life with all that I have acquired.
If you can assist me in signing up the Praetorians for this week's SCS, I am ready to concede some percentage for your logistic and material involvement. Contact me for more details.
Yours faithfully.
LazyPandas
LazyPandas:
Attn: The President
Sir,
RE: MONEY TRANSFER / INVESTMENT PROPOSAL
INTRODUCTION: l am Dr John Kabba a Civil Servant in the Ministry of Health. l know this proposal will come to you as a surprise because we have not met before either physically or through correspondence. I got your contact from our chamber of commerce here in Nigeria and have no doubt in your ability to handle this proposal involving huge sum of money.
THE SUBJECT: My father Chief Koko Jaja (Now Late) was the Royal Head of my community, ELEME (an oil rich town) in Nigeria. My community produces 5.8% of the total crude oil production in Nigeria and 0.5% of the Dollar value of each barrel is paid to my father as royalty by the Federal Government. My father was also the Chairman of ELEME Special Oil Trust Fund. In his position as the Royal head and Chairman of the Oil Trust Fund, he made some money which he left for me as the only heir to inherit.The money is Twenty Five Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars($25.5m). This Money originated from the accumulated royalties between 1976-1998 .
Due to poor banking system in Nigeria and political instability as a result of past Military rules (1985-1999) , he deposited this Money in a Strong Room/"VAULTS" with an open beneficiary in Apex Bank of Nigeria pending when he would finish arrangement to transfer it abroad as a CONTRACT PAYMENT. He was planning this when he died late last year of Heart Attack.
THE PROPOSAL: Just before my father died he called my attention to the money and charged me to look for a foreigner who would assist me in the transfer/investment of the funds abroad. So l would be very grateful if you could accept to help me achieve this great objective. I promise to give you 20% of the total funds transferred to your vital bank account as compensation for your assistance in signing up the centurions for this week's SCS. Five percent (5%)would be set aside to take care of all expenses we may incure during the transaction. To indicate your interest, contact me urgently and confidentially for more information and the roles you will play in this business. All the legal Documents concerning this Money will be sent to you as soon as we agreed together. Send your reply through this box please. May the almighty God bless you.
Yours faithfully
LazyPandas
Ps. Please contact -Blue- or Assault Pig for more info.
Queu Fox P.:
Cake Signing up! Contacts will be Queu Fox P. and Spud Nick!
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version