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Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?

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ShadedExalt:
How does one accomplish this?  Is it through the use of necromantic arts?  A ritual chant?  Yelling RethBurn really loud?

Andika:
Try this:

http://youtu.be/s9HijiKVvKE?t=18s

zlater75@hotmail.com:
Alternatives:

- Turn off the lights, start watching a mech vid, after 5 minutes, slowly turn around and fumble in the dark. The shadow or thing you touch, standing behind you, is The Rethburn.
- Type in global chat on GOIO you have contacts for receiving large amounts of Danish lager and the first PM you get is from The Rethburn.
- Make a random crewformation and, again, type in global you need a Munker captain, The Rethburn logged in message appears and you have a captain.
- Play drunk for 3 hours in European prime time. You will have played with The Rethburn at least 4 times on the same team.

Good luck. May the Reth be with you.

Squidslinger Gilder:
Bully Boys trade secret...we could tell you, but then we'd have to Rethburn you.

You don't want to know what that means...

RethBurn:
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