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Sunday Community Skirmish #27 (Signups for Sunday 9th November)

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Replaceable:

--- Quote from: LazyPandas on November 08, 2014, 09:33:50 pm ---Velvet, keep this between us, but you can do ME and everyone else a favor and change it back without telling Scrub Jub. It was meant to be a surprise for him but he's the fun police so he said no, however I want to give a little back story before you make your decision to change it to "Praetorians"

You see this all goes back to the fact that every single "disconnect" and "oh shit brb" in the middle of a match that jube jube pulls is actually his dad forcing him to unload the dishwasher. In his life, there is literally nothing worse than taking out the dishes and putting them on the shelf. Tears of anguish are expelled by poor jub jub when he is forced to handle these ceramic disks. The scalding steam of opening up the dishwasher before the dishes cool is just too much to bear sometimes. This unjust oppression and years of abuse brought on by his dad must be heard by the world and cannot be silenced! So in honor of our fallen leader, we dedicate this Sunday Community Skirmish team name to him by letting the world know of the unfair practice of unloading dishes.

Please, find it in your heart to change the name back to "UNLOAD THE DISHWASHER".

Thank you and god bless

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10/10

Jub Jub:

--- Quote from: LazyPandas on November 08, 2014, 09:33:50 pm ---Velvet, keep this between us, but you can do ME and everyone else a favor and change it back without telling Scrub Jub. It was meant to be a surprise for him but he's the fun police so he said no, however I want to give a little back story before you make your decision to change it to "Praetorians"

You see this all goes back to the fact that every single "disconnect" and "oh shit brb" in the middle of a match that jube jube pulls is actually his dad forcing him to unload the dishwasher. In his life, there is literally nothing worse than taking out the dishes and putting them on the shelf. Tears of anguish are expelled by poor jub jub when he is forced to handle these ceramic disks. The scalding steam of opening up the dishwasher before the dishes cool is just too much to bear sometimes. This unjust oppression and years of abuse brought on by his dad must be heard by the world and cannot be silenced! So in honor of our fallen leader, we dedicate this Sunday Community Skirmish team name to him by letting the world know of the unfair practice of unloading dishes.

Please, find it in your heart to change the name back to "UNLOAD THE DISHWASHER".

Thank you and god bless

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You don't even get points for trying Pandas.
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Spud Nick:
Can we start having the winner of last weeks SCS wait in the finals slot for a team to crawl there way to the top?

Velvet:

--- Quote from: Spud Nick on November 09, 2014, 12:29:51 pm ---Can we start having the winner of last weeks SCS wait in the finals slot for a team to crawl there way to the top?

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that's actually an interesting idea. will consider trying it sometime.

LazyPandas:
So unfortunately we're going to have to pull out of the SCS in the same fashion that dishes are pulled out of the dishwasher. Imagine this: You're sitting at home waiting for the SCS to start but suddenly you realize that you have run out of dish detergent. This is a national tragedy on the scale of Hurricane Bawbag. So it comes to this crucial decision... do we continue SCS without the proper quanity of dish detergent? or do we go to the store and miss the SCS. These are questions that can only be answered by the American Astrophysicist, Nelson Mandela.

So it is great sorrow and solitude that I must inform you that the dishes are being unloaded...

Thank you.

(Actually though: We're sorry for the inconvenience and last minute notification... We're down about 5 members for both teams and we have no spare pilot to co-pilot with me and Jub Jub is having connection issues.)

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