Squid racing is fun and all, but let's take it a step sillier: what do you think of pyramidion jousting?
Each pyramidion would be equipped with either dual harpoon guns, or, as we did in a match yesterday, a harpoon and a flamer apiece (or maybe something else if people have other ideas). The pyras charge at each other and see who wins in a poon-ram-off. Hilarity ensues.