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Outlandish animal questions
HamsterIV:
Last night was the first time in a while that I had an opportunity to ask a stupid animal question of the board staff. I elected to go with Redria's question about the Unicorn. It went over quite well with many smiles and stifled snickers. After some deliberation they decided that we should use automotive wax to ensure the unicorn's horn is slick enough that the dirt does not adhere to it. They recommend the brand Turtle Wax as it is less likely to interfere with the Unicorn's innate magical abilities.
Keon:
Hmm, plenty of Pokemon jokes you could make if you needed to. "Hi, my dog has been reluctant to go to the vet. Do you sell any pokeballs I could use to transport her?" or something.
Aside from that, hypotheticals about Clifford the Big Red Dog are always good to bring up.
HamsterIV:
I asked Red Roach's Shark question. I was told to expand my underground doom fortress and create a harness that went through the shark's dorsal fin. Also a diet of would be heros is too low in fat for a great white shark and I am encouraged to add some seal or whale meat to his diet.
RedRoach:
Can I, in fact, train my pet animal to be a secret agent? And if so, what utilities can I use to call it back?
Question coming from every kid-friendly tv show/movie including animals ever
Canon Whitecandle:
I bought my hamster when he was just a baby, and I made the decision not to neuter him. Do you carry rodent Kleenex?
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