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Mezhu:
Yo.

We're all aware of how high the female population in Goio is, and although we do love the ladies it sometimes can get a bit frustrating. Men, after all, need to spend some time every now and then doing manly stuff away from female company. As such, there's been the idea of organizing a male-only invitational event, directed towards only the most testosterone-filled members of goio community. To ensure every participant's enjoyment a few ground rules and requirements for potential applicants have to be set;



* Only people with an average hair body density of 10 hair/cm2 allowed.
* Must yell a lot, punch stuff in anger whenever losing and make forced sex jokes at least once a minute.
* Must be confident in own genitalia size and possibly brag about it in public.
* Must be into sports. (tennis, volley, chess and the like do not count).
* Must drink scotch and smoke cigars on a daily basis and preferrably during events.
* Muscles are not a must but are definitely a plus. Moustache can work as an alternative, bonus points for full-grown beards.
* Must enjoy pornographic material.
* Strictly straight-only. If not, at least act like it.
* Any word of cooking and shopping (exluding arms) will result to an irrevokable permanent ban from our little community.
Possible activities we can do as a group and additional rules are open to discussion.

Skrimskraw:
a group dedicated to only playing duke numen forever online.

Fiasco total:
Je t'aime Mezhu.

Queso:
Oh thank God this is in the pit. Just keep it light, don't insult anyone else's groups, don't be tooooooo distasteful and we should be good here. Jeez guys, giving me a heart attack, thinking I'd have to work the rust off the ban hammer.

Andika:

--- Quote from: Mezhu on September 17, 2014, 07:00:55 am ---
* Only people with an average hair body density of 10 hair/cm2 allowed.
* Must yell a lot, punch stuff in anger whenever losing and make forced sex jokes at least once a minute.
* Must be confident in own genitalia size and possibly brag about it in public.
* Must be into sports. (tennis, volley, chess and the like do not count).
* Must drink scotch and smoke cigars on a daily basis and preferrably during events.
* Muscles are not a must but are definitely a plus. Moustache can work as an alternative, bonus points for full-grown beards.
* Must enjoy pornographic material.
* Strictly straight-only. If not, at least act like it.
* Any word of cooking and shopping (exluding arms) will result to an irrevokable permanent ban from our little community.
--- End quote ---

If, as a woman, I happen to fit all of that, that's..ugh..worrying, right?  :-\

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