Quack Quack, it's Duck Time

[B'Elanna]

As the official Overlord of Kittens, I call for an immediate withdrawal of all hostile forces!

As the Queen of the Snailpeople you have my and my people's fullest support.
I always made the alliance with the Kitten Empire my first priority and I speak the language almost flawlessly.

[Adrasteia]

Queen B'Elanna,
  Greetings.  As the betrayal is cutting deep, I fear that I am unable to be very... gracious.  While in an open letter to me you pledged your support, yet I fail to see how it can be anything other than a shallow attempt to draw public support for your cause and country.  *Teardrop*  For your actions, I convinced myself to blame Kirk, for after all, it was his orders.  But not once did I hear an apology, nor did I see any heartfelt regret for the atrocities my people bore at your hands.  B'Elanna, my love, this letter...  This letter you wrote was the final act in you breaking my heart.  So, while you may not be able to show me any form of remorse... *hic* instead, please answer me this question.  How could you release the cats?

  Forever yours,
  Adrasteia
    Pilot of the cherished Duckreligious and
       Adraham Lincoln and the Emancipation Quacklamation
    Overlord of Kittens >^.^<

[James T. Kirk]

You misspelled 'Shink".

[Adrasteia]

My good sir, I do believe that I have made that grievous error.

[zlater75@hotmail.com]

As the official Overlord of Kittens, I call for an immediate withdrawal of all hostile forces!

   Edit: For those who believe this is a recent, self-claimed, title, I would like to point out that, upon my induction into the Ducks, this Title was bestowed upon me by our very own Voidzone.

Adra, you know you can't control kittens.  Once they are released they do what ever they want to.  You might be able to distract them with a ball of yarn though.

_{« Last Edit: Today at 11:51:49 pm by Adrasteia »}

So.. They're basically like small xenomorphs with fur that like milk? With only killing, breeding and surviving on their mind

[Piemanlives]

Oh, oh my, oh my, just, oh my.

[Charon]

To whom it may concern,

I appear to have drafted, sealed and delivered this letter to nowhere in particular, and for what I can only determine as "no good reason".
I would very much like it back.

P.S.: If it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to get some beer while you're out. Use your best judgement, but none of that stout crap. If none is available, local spirits will do just fine. Also, I'm in need of something to make these dreams stop. That's kind of what the alcohol is for, but that's also NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

-Charon

[Keon]

Fact: The duck thread has practically become the lounge/pit.

[Piemanlives]

Fact: Keon is trying to imply something.

[Veyka]

Quack

[Mod Josie]

Fact: Piemanlives has a great insight into the inner workings of one's mind.

[N-Sunderland]

Hey guys, remember when this topic was about ducks?

[Cl ick to Ca p t ain]

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[ramjamslam]

Hey guys, remember when this topic was about ducks?

Fact: this topic is now about Kittens

[Piemanlives]

Hey guys, remember when this topic was about ducks?

Fact: this topic is now about Kittens

Fact: Ramjam would be correct.