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Motivational speeches

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obliviondoll:
"Guys. We're up against a really good team, and you're all level 1, but you're following directions well. Gatling, aim for hull. Hwachas, aim for hull as well, but DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE GATLING HITS TURN RED.

We're already 4-0, so I'm not expecting a mircale, but lets make sure we hurt them."

End of the match, 5-2, with 2 crew kills. I'm happy with that result.

DMaximus:
I start every competitive match by shouting "MURDER MURDER MURDER!"

The proper response is "KILL KILL KILL!" It's incredibly inspirational.

Surette's really the only one that will do it with me though, so I usually end up doing both the call and response myself...

Squidslinger Gilder:
"Its ok everyone, we have mines!"
"But those are allies."
"I see no allies, only targets that need mines!"
"Roger that, mining!"
"Good, now laugh sinisterly while they scream in terror...heh heh heh hehehehehe."
"ZOMG THEY JUST HIT A PACK OF THEM!!...MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Forgive us for doubting you sir."
"Forgiven, now less talking more evil laugh mining!"
"MUHAHAHAHAH!!!! OO IN THE FACE!!"

Ultimate Pheer:
Alright everyone! See that ship over there? We're gonna go over there and kill it 'till it dies from it!

There is a very good reason I don't give speeches.

Shinkurex:
"Welcome aboard the good ship Not My Fault... Where everything's made up, and it's all <Insert random crew members name here> Fault"

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