Main > General Discussion

I am Elite

(1/5) > >>

Spud Nick:
Did the title draw you in? Hey guys, Spud Nick here. No I am not Elite but like many players at my level I know what needs to be done on a ship in order to win the match. When I see a level 1 gunner on my ship that has only played 10 matches I get a little nervous. I say to my self "Maybe I should just fly a metamidion instead of the Hwacha Fish. I don't know if I can count on this guy to disable guns for me. But I really want to fly a Hwacha Fish!" So I tell him what ammo to take and when to use them. The match starts and he fires a heavy clip hwacha at the sniper spire that disables EVERY GUN! OH MY GOD! short burst of the gat  to strip armor and I turn back for the hwacha. PEW PEW PEW. I can see that he is using burst ammo! I am so proud!. Every kill that match was test book! He disabled all the guns with heavy clip and finished them off with burst after the gat striped the armor. It was amazing! Thank you withmuffins for showing me that level does not matter.

HamsterIV:
I beg to differ Spud, you are Elite. You are so damn elite that your voice can transform the greenest of players into professionals. You make war machines from junkyard scrap. When your ship lifts off, death cancels his vacation plans.

DMaximus:

--- Quote from: HamsterIV on June 20, 2014, 02:10:51 pm ---I beg to differ
Spud, you are Elite,
You are so damn elite
that your voice can transform
even the greenest of players
into hardened professionals.
You make war machines from junkyard scrap.
When your ship lifts off,
death cancels his vacation plans.
-HamsterIV

--- End quote ---

A poem, from HamsterIV, with slight editing from myself.

Spud Nick:

--- Quote from: HamsterIV on June 20, 2014, 02:10:51 pm ---I beg to differ Spud, you are Elite. You are so damn elite that your voice can transform the greenest of players into professionals. You make war machines from junkyard scrap. When your ship lifts off, death cancels his vacation plans.

--- End quote ---

I believe you have me confused with the mighty Zuka good sir.

HamsterIV:
Zuka's voice does different things to green players, dirty dirty things. Your reputation is more of an innovator and a madman at least in my eyes.

Navigation

[0] Message Index

[#] Next page