*Kira trying to get the SCS team together*
Kira: oh my god how many dicks do I have to suck to get this team going?!
Kira: I will probably crawl back to bed
Aayra: why tho
Kira: I have a terrible russian accent so after my prayers to become thicc i became sicc instead
D.lo-res: Dio teach me how to pilot
Dionalli: why the hell would you think I know
SlyCrossFox: New York used to be New Amsterdam
Frostbound: *in a very sensual voice* did somebody say........Hamsterdam?
Frostbite: what is the CA?
Lore de Spades: come.asshole!
SlyCrossfox: This is my kind of coaching. Just suck harder!
Dolly: I love all of you!
SlyCrossFox: See this is the problem, there is too much love going around here
Dolly: Shut the fuck up.
freedom-man: what is a sundstrom
Kira: an alpaca
Aayra: I need to cook my food before we start drinking because when Im cooking drunk I always make a huge mess in the kitchen
Kira: because YOU are the huge mess in the kitchen
Kira: Pause please Guras is googling what yeet means
*silence for like 5 minutes, loading screen of graveyard rumble*
Analus: mmmmmmmm, skyball.......
Frostbound: Kira go to nearest Lidl and buy a mic
Kira: imma fry a schnitzel real quick
Frostbound: ah time for sniping, where is my alcohol
MightyKeb: Oh hey Kira I see that since the last time we spoke you switched from normal mic to german radio receiver from the 50s
Frostbound: Kira why havent you played Papers, please?
Kira: no I have PTSD. I had to deal with eastern european bureaucracy enough
Frostbound: Aayra, did you play Papers, please?
Aayra: no one time I had to get my health insurance done for Denmark, I have PTSD too
WATERitsME: well this is a dream team, one of us cant see, ally is metally challenged and the rest of us are drunk.
Frostbound: Chad detonator vs virgin hwaka
*to lobby with Pony´s Tears in it*
Frostbound: we would like to recruit that small horse from your team as our captain